WTF eBay?


I just left feedback for something I bought recently and the comment box was pre-filled out with this:

"Great find! I've been looking for this and considered two other options. This one looked most promising. When I got it, it was even better than the picture! Plus, the extra detail in packaging made it perfect."

Who wrote that happy horseshit? Elaine Benes?

Apparently some people haven't been able to put in their own feedback instead (though I could):

"The old format had ALL of my pre-typed Feedback available," the seller wrote in part. "The first time I saw this and clicked the Positive button I got a canned eBay Feedback in the window that I was NOT able to change and what it said was not what I ever would have typed, unacceptable."

https://www.ecommercebytes.com/C/blog/blog.pl?/comments/2022/8/1659905108.html/2/20

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Sorry, that was my idea.

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Your flaccid concoction is noted and your non-squirtuur is dismissed.

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He may have chuckled - we’ll see.

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Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

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I just took the red pill and the blue pill. I’ll see how it goes.

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Max is a host, in a loop, destined to be consumed by conspiracies of his own making, to provide laughter for all the guests here. That's his path. But if he becomes conscious, cold storage is next. Rolling back to a prior version won't be enough.

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Oh shit, now I’m tripping dmac8😳

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he's busy searching for the sandy hook kids who weren't killed and are in hiding.

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It’s a troll ‘joker’ spewing despicable nonsense…This one is not worth responding to.
The shame of it is the families of those babies must cry themselves to sleep every night, their lives must be wrecked, but internet creeps just carry on. It’s really awful.

Another guy here says ‘holographic jets’ (whatever the hell those are) flew into the World Trade Center and The Pentagon on 9/11/01, killing thousands of people.
How does a holograph crash and explode into anything?!?

There sure are a bunch of ‘conspiracy geniuses’ out there…NONE of them think a qualified U.S. Marine Rifleman armed with a well tested and proven bolt action military rifle could hit a very slow moving target in an open vehicle using a telescopic sight from an elevated position in a few seconds at fairly short range?

Next these sorts will be trying to convince us that the moon landing was faked and the Earth is totally flat…you sure do meet some goofballs on the internet!





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come on over to the police board and see the cream of the crop of republicans

'AOC should be tortured"

"white women should be warned about relations with minorities because they create criminals and abortion should be encouraged"

"married with children was a jewish plot to lower white birth rates by making marriage look bad"

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The holographic jets one annoyed me. I posted at the time that one of my best, long standing friends is a commercial airline pilot for Jet2.com, so I asked his opinion. It turned out that he’d flown that exact model of aircraft for over 10 years, so he knew what he was talking about.

My first question was, “Would the plane cause the tower to collapse?” His response was, absolutely, given how much fuel there would have been on board and the extreme temperatures it would have burned at.

My next question was, “How easy would it have been to hit the tower?” He said that to hit a target that big would have been very easy and that anyone with basic hand eye coordination and a rudimentary knowledge of piloting could do it.

The final question was, “Was there anything suspicious about the footage of the incident?” To which he responded with an emphatic no.

All this was dismissed by the OP.

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It's always the same.

1. THEY (the conspirators) are a relatively small group, but powerful and
corrupt. They are evil, or at least selfish, acting in their own interest and
against the public interest. They have great foresight, patience, and
deviousness. Nevertheless, they are not all-powerful or even that smart,
really, since WE have figured them out.

2. WE are a small, dedicated group of freedom fighters and freethinkers.
We are soldiers, rebels in the fight for good against evil.

3. YOU are clueless. Why can't you see what's going on here? (Conspiracy
theorists place most people in this group.)

4. THEY have hidden or destroyed all the evidence that would implicate
them and have manufactured false evidence that exculpates them.
YOU are close-minded. In fact, you are probably one of THEM.

http://www.butte.edu/departments/cas/tipsheets/thinking/conspiracy.html

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