Am I a Rice Fry?
judgmental do not be
shareI remember the Japanese Don Rickles singing this -
I'm a rice fry
In spite of what you've heard
I'm a rice fry
You can bet your little bird
Whenever you see me, just don't stop to chat
I'm sorry, lady, I can't help it if you're fat
I'm a rice fry
People all adore me
I'm a rice fry
Psychiatrists explore me
I lie on their couch and they try not to bore me
A rice fry, that's me
I'm a rice fry
So put your mind at ease
A polite fry
Lady, how about your knees?
I love little kids and a stray cat and dog
But this group tonight is from a Sears catalog
I'm a swell fry
The band thinks I'm groovy
But they're all high
They think they're at a movie
They only stay awake 'til you people approve me
A rice fry, that's me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS6lCTpq8eo&t=25s