My first true love.
Oh, the nights as an 8 year old, hoping Westley might come and rescue me from the rodents of unusual size in the bedrooms next door, that were banging one out over my neighbours mums t*ts.
And then I saw him in SAW, so many years later, looking like a crusty eyed meth addict that'd eaten his dealer.
Disapointment, thy name is Flo.