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This debate is hilarious


So many funny moments from both men. Well done. This is who we voted for. America is the world's best standup comedy show and the whole world is in the audience laughing.

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Clown show.

Signed, million man.

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300 million people. And we're stuck between an old geezer and an old grifter.

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I think Biden started out rough but he's making good points & actually answering the questions.

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It's been going back and forth a bit. Trump's major crutch is that he just flat out ignores the question and tries to address stuff said three questions ago.

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It's hard to keep up with and counter all Biden's lies. His handlers should've told him about Snopes and the "fine people" propaganda.

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He's gotten better yes, but the first half hour is what people remember after they change the channel. This is bad for Biden. Very bad.

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And he's stumbling over the closing statement pretty rough. Idk man. Idk what to do.

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whatever you do, don't vote blue

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Yep, it's astounding. It's no wonder the US is so fractured.

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Or you could vote for Trump.

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Fuck that POS.

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You kiss your goat with that mouth?

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No, but I kiss his goat with my mouth.

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Trump really didn't prove much of anything in this debate, except that maybe he's less senile than Biden. Trump spent the whole time spewing propaganda, dodging questions he knew he was beat on, and giving answers to questions from three minutes questions prior.

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At least the so called Grifter carried himself better and genuinely loves the United States of America unlike the old geezer who did all he could to keep from slobbering all over himself while turning the U.S into a Banana Republic

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You're right, I shouldn't had used "grifter'. 'Convicted felon' is more accurate.

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Convicted felon on totally fabricated charges that are unprecedented in the history of this country, and clearly politically motivated. They'll undoubtedly be overturned on appeal, but actual, at-the-end-of-the-road jail time wasn't the point; the point was so that, on election day, credulous fools like you could shriek "CONVICTED FELON! REEEEEEEEE!!!"

Congratulations on being one of the "sheeple" who'll mindlessly parrot any line your party masters feed you.

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... if you're 15 y.o. and your biggest worry is getting to second base.

For most people is sad and depressing these are the choices for world leader.

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Amen. I can't believe that these are the two options we are stuck with for the next four years for America. I would never vote for Trump because he's an AWFUL human being but I just feel bad for Biden, I feel bad for US. He's a good person who is just old as Hell.

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It became full parody when the two geriatric old men started fighting over who was the better golfer.

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For sure. That just pissed me off. Trump bringing up Golf at a Presidential debate? Disgraceful.

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It was hilarious when Trump said "Wake up sleepy Joe, I'm winning this debate, try and keep up with me" and then Trump pinched his nose and pointed toward Biden's pants and said "I think you got a poopy diaper" and then Biden immedialty reponded by yelling at Trump "shut your goddamn pie hole you orange bastard!"

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Ok, I watched the whole debate and under no circumstances did CNN allow a man to tell Trump to shut his goddamn piehole up and call him an orange bastard other than you projecting how you feel

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Oh, it looks like you may have watched the edited version of the debate, that's unfortunate because it was my favorite and the funniest part of the whole debate.

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My favorite part was Biden insisting Americans didn't die in Afghanistan when he had it evacuated and I think he actually belives that lie. Not only that but he said no soldiers died at all durring his presidency.

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Trump won the debate.

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Yeah. I favor Trump over Biden. Too bad I live in Illinois where most everyone will vote for Biden.

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Pretty sure nobody won the debate I watched. One lied and deflected everything and the other rambled incoherently.

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Lied, according to whom?

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According to facts and logic?

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You know?? The part during the Debate when these 2 were arguing over who played Golf better reminded me of Walter Matthau & Jack Lemon in Grumpy Old Men: The Presidential Edition 😂

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