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so how should they handle Snow White?

posted 2 years ago by ADBruno1985 (3328)
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It's tricky because it's such an integral part of the tale.

They can't make them average height because then it'd be a lack of representation thing.

And fwiw, he talked about them all living in a cave together. They only worked there, they didn't live there.

I'm guessing they'll now become *former* miners, and they each have a job that's further away. But every 7 years they gather in the forest for a reunion. They each have their own cottage, and they'll happen to have a guest cottage where Snow can stay.

[–] chilone (17359) 2 years ago

She's pretty hot so he should handle her as much as possible.

[–] clashwho (746) 2 years ago

Yeah, when Prince Charming shows up she can say, "Naah, I'm good. I'll stay with my seven friends."

[–] blue1981 (6729) 2 years ago

At this point just cancel the movie.

[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 2 years ago

Snow White and the Seven Regular-Sized People. And no bad witches either because Wiccans are offended. And she should be called just "Snow". White is too much of a trigger word. So I've solved the problems:

Coming in 2022: Snow and the Seven Regular-Sized People (Who don't have heads that are too large for their body, and don't walk as if they have no knee joints). Can't go wrong with a cool, trendy title like they did with Birds of Prey.

[–] AckbarsRevenge (3587) 2 years ago

"Snow"? Really? Wow. That's some racist stuff.
I'd say "Menstruating Person and the Seven Regular-Sized People"

[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 2 years ago

Oops! I just can’t shake my natural prejudices.

[–] chilone (17359) 2 years ago

No they should just call it "They and the Seven Them".

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[–] Gubbio (3893) 2 years ago

Snow White and the Dirty Drawers! 🩳

[–] Cognoscente (2486) 2 years ago

They could do what Disney planned to do two decades ago: Yuen Woo-Ping's Snow White and the Seven Monks.

[–] PaladinNJ (20428) 2 years ago

I'm still not clear as to what he is opposing. Are they not using dwarf actors or are they?

[–] AmericaILoveU (924) 2 years ago

How about casting a Jewish Person as " Evil Queen " Insane, it blows my mind.

[–] CraigC (7043) 2 years ago

Is “leave it the hell alone” not an option???