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Needs more plastic

posted 5 years ago by Heisenberg (6467)
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Anna has never been really hot. She was pretty when she was natural, not hot but cute in an ugly way, or ugly in a cute way.

Anyway, as of 2019 she has had tons of little surgeries, which added up to make her look just ugly and phoney.
Now she needs to jump over the treshold of "I had plastic, but I pretend this is me" and be a "yeah, these are plastic and I'm proud of it!" actress.
Nothing wrong with that, I respect and appreciate honesty and boldness over somebody pretending to have astonishing features naturally (like most other actresses/actors over 30).

She could be seriously hot that way, as a fake but proud one, like Pamela Anderson for instance: we all know they are fake but they look awesome on her anyway!

[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

stop

and lose some weight

[–] Heisenberg (6467) 3 years ago

What the fuck are you talking about, troll?

[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

pot and kettle

I can sense from this post, you need to lose weight

[–] Heisenberg (6467) 3 years ago

I can sense from your post, you make no sense.
And are wrong as fuck.

[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

lose weight and stop cursing

[–] BenAfflack (0) 3 years ago

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[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

lose some weight and get rhinoplasty

[–] BenAfflack (0) 3 years ago

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[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

I’m Nordic. European.

[–] Heisenberg (6467) 3 years ago

If done correctly, there's nothing wrong with it.
But I hate it when it's plastic and they pretend it's natural.

[–] BenAfflack (0) 3 years ago

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[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

Men like you need plastic.

Requirements:

Cut foreskin off
Get pectoral implants if you can’t get muscular
Get penile extension if you’re under 5 inches erect
Get buttocks implants if you can’t get muscular
Get abdominal contouring if you can’t get muscular
You don’t need to be muscular; you can be thin like a young boy/man. Just don’t be fat
Get rhinoplasty if you need it
Remove all facial wrinkles
Don’t ever frown and smile like a young one
Get lip injections to have a sensual mouth
Get hair plugs
Don’t ever be bald
Trim your beard or remove it completely.

Height doesn’t matter unless you’re one of those who only go after midget women (under 5 feet)

[–] kungfulord (957) 3 years ago

Dainty is under some serious shit

[–] Heisenberg (6467) 3 years ago

Some crazy loser with no life and no dick.
I don't know why he trolls this board, must be in luuve with his life size poster of Anna Faris or some shit like that.

[–] Dainty (1875) 3 years ago

I’m a bitter jealous unfulfilled woman who gets no man. Get your facts right. I’m not a fan just setting you straight.

[–] Enigmaticocean77 (2181) 3 years ago

Get giant boobs. You'll have men lining up at your door and then you won't be unfulfilled anymore.

[–] Heisenberg (6467) 2 years ago

She needs some outstanding boobs to compensate her mental shortcomings.
Did you not read her requirements for a "man"?

Cut foreskin off
Get pectoral implants if you can’t get muscular
Get penile extension if you’re under 5 inches erect
Get buttocks implants if you can’t get muscular
Get abdominal contouring if you can’t get muscular
You don’t need to be muscular; you can be thin like a young boy/man. Just don’t be fat
Get rhinoplasty if you need it
Remove all facial wrinkles
Don’t ever frown and smile like a young one
Get lip injections to have a sensual mouth
Get hair plugs
Don’t ever be bald
Trim your beard or remove it completely.