"Dementia Don" sung to the tune of "Delta Dawn"

Dementia Don, Dementia Don, how's that insurrection you've got going on
could it be a failed coup by you and Rudy?
And did I hear you say, you wanted the mob to do something to Pence that day,
to keep you in that White House in DC?

He's seventy six and he calls Ivanka "baby"
all the White House Staff used to say that he was crazy
and they wanted to use 25A
but Giuliani stood in their way

In his younger days he molested his baby girl
when Ivana found out it made her want to hurl
then a hooker from Slovenia stood by Donnie's side
Donnie fast tracked her through INS so she became his unhappy bride

Dementia Don, Dementia Don, how's that insurrection you've got going on
could it be a failed coup by you and Rudy?
And did I hear you say, you want the mob to do something to Pence today,
to keep you in that White House in DC"

(repeat chorus multiple times)