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Trump's Got 91 Charges and MAGA Ain't One::: Jay-Z Re-Mix

If you're havin' MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 charges but a MAGA ain't one
I got the GOP patrol on the Q-Anon Stroll
Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed
RNC critics that say he's "RINO Cash Hoes"
I'm from Jamaica Queens, stupid what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like "Fuck critics, you can kiss my whole orange asshole
If you don't like my rallies, you can press fast forward"
Got beef with tweets, if I don't play they show
Fox News don't play my hits, well, I 'don't give a shit, so
Fox News lied and used my Orange ass
So Mike Lindell can give 'em more pillows for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the petulance that Trump has

I'm from riches to riches, MAGA I ain't dumb
I got 91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me
91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one
If you Havin’ MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me
Year's 2022 and Mar-A-Lago is raw
On my Security Camera is the motherfuckin' law
I got two choices y'all, pull all the docs or, hmm
Bounce on the devil, put the lie to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no FBI Search Warrant with Jack
Plus I got a few dollars I think I could fight the case
So I, lean on entitlement and a few expendable lawyers
I heard "Sir, do you know wat I'm searching you for?"
"'Cause I'm Rich and I'm white and Biden sent you for sure?
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I indicted and charged or should I guess some mo'?"
"Well you was caught with War Plans and other contraband" "Uh huh"

"Security Clearance” and Passport and step out of the way

Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
"I ain't steppin' out the way, all my papers legit"
"Well do you mind if the DoJ searches your bathroom a lil' bit?"
"Well, my office is locked, so is Melanie’s closet
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that"
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
"FBI Thug, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a lil' bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit"

"Well, we'll see how smart you are when Walt Nauta flips"
I got 91 charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me
91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one
If you Havin’ MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me
91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one
If you Havin’ MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A Trumper like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy
But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore Stormy Daniels, talk to the Lord
Pray for Michael Avenatti, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thin' that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and
Rinos and their boys gon' be yappin' to the captain
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin' again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snappin' them
D.A. Willis tried to give the Trump shaft again
Fifth a Mil' for bail cause I'm an Ex-President
All because this fool was harassin' 'the Dems
Tryin' to play Donald Trump like he's saccharine
But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my power
I got 91 Charges, bein' a Genius ain't one, hit me
91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one
If you Havin’ MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me (gosh)
91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one
If you Havin’ MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 Charges but a MAGA ain't one, hit me
Woo, woo, uh, uh
Havin’ MAGA problems I feel bad for you son
I got 91 Charges and a MAGA ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Roger Stone, it's your boy

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