Offended by jokes at his own Roast

This guy = Tough guy on the football field but can't take a joke or he gets offended.

No surprise. I wouldn't expect someone who spend their time on the football field getting CTE , never making a single comment on world issues or injustice to actually "get" a single joke.

So when it comes time for his "Roast", he is too braindead to even comprehend comedy or the notion of self-affacing humor, or actual self reflection.

He is incapable of any of those things. He's a football player. That's all he knows how to do.

Throw a football. Roasts were always for comedians or actors; people who knew satire . Not braindead quarterbacks who couldn't count to 45.

He doesn't even have the brain capacity to BE offended. At anything.