has the most Jewish last name ever.

Look at Natalie Portman's real last name, Hershlag. Big deal if Alison uses her middle name Brie as her last name instead of Schermerhorn.

"Brie" is a French name, idiot.

Brie is Alison's middle name. She uses her middle name as her screen name because it's easier for people to say it and remember it then her real last name.

It's Schermerhorn, and it's Dutch.

lighting is everything

But she has the cheesiest middle name.

Well said

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Indeed, I'm Dutch myself and I could tell right away that it was. Plus, there's also a little village called Schermerhorn in the province of North-Holland.

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And he called you an idiot. What a moron.

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