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Sasha is a MILLIONAIRE

posted 12 years ago by whedd3
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Call her what you want. This broad is a millionaire according to Celebrity Net Worth. I have decided to follow in her footsteps. I'm tired of slinging hash at Mickey Dees, standing on my feet all day, serving greasy fries to pimple-face teens, being ordered around like a naughty fifth-grader. No. I'm getting my mini-skirts out of mothballs and joining the ranks of working adults actresses. Although I'm 75 years old and my figure ain't what it used to be, I'm still a looker with a lovely face and a gym-toned body. A few things have dropped here and there, but FX and a good cameramperson could make me look not a day older than 30. I was blessed with long, beautiful showgirl legs. I can cover the blue veins with my orthopedic support stockings. The point is I'm ready to make me some major cash the easy way.

I know all there is to know about sex. Hell, I gave birth to ten kids. I'm going to be the Queen of Granny Porn. My new moniker is Sassy Sal, one hell of a gal. Look out world here I come. Stay tuned!

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[–] lovecomesagain 12 years ago

Thank you :)

IMDb ain't got *beep* on me !!

[–] Princess_Ashmi 11 years ago

But from what i read she has only made ONE MILLION dollars!

Is that true, just ONE million from all the movies shes been in? Assumed it would be much more than that.

Ashmi any question

[–] EyeAskance 11 years ago

I wonder if that'll be enough to get her soul out of hock...

your wife makes a damn good breakfast

[–] Cinnamental 11 years ago

You are highly over-estimating what porn stars make.

[–] rp69 11 years ago

Haha. You want to be a 75 year old porn star? There's a niche for that. You'll do fine.