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It'll be blamed on America if he dies


Hopefully this fucker will die soon, but the N.Korean regime will blame the US.

(*Gets popcorn and takes a seat*)

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Of course.

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No. Dear leader will make a stunning recovery. The quickest recovery from heart surgery in Human history and actually be in peak physical fitness. Sadly, 5 weeks later he will die from wounds received during a glorious battle fighting a T-Rex bare handed that the elite NK scientists were able to bring back from extinction after watching Jurassic Park 114 times.

He will go down in history as the only Human to have killed a T-Rex in one on one combat. The momentous occasion will be immortalized in a life size statue depicting the fight for the entire world to see.

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Well, I guess we could never be 100% certain that it didn't happen that way.

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