If Columbus time traveled to 2022

He would have to listen to a bunch a crybaby bitches and they might kill him cuz they crazy.

He would beg God to let him go back to the 15th century. When he got there he would burn all his clothes and take a three-hour scalding shower.

He certainly would have been surprised at how different the world was. If a smart, understanding person was there to guide him, he might not be so bad off. Having a land-locked place in Ohio, our country's capital, and a whole country named after him would have also surprised him.

Knowing that people remember him might have made him feel good...until he finds out how many people hate him in the future too. He would find it difficult to understand what was wrong with what he did in the Caribbean. He also wouldn't understand why a bunch of Negroes were pulling his statues down.

Hey, I wish we had an AR-15 for shooting primitives back in my day.