Did you ever boldly go anywhere?

Well, I met a woman with a green vagina and well, I never did call her again. Does that count.

Only to the deep end of the swimming pool when I was about six. That rope that divided the deep end from the rest of the pool was terrifying. But I was bold and brave. A few years later, I acquired enough boldness to jump off the high diving board.

Back in 1972 I boldly went forth into the Army - and came crawling back a year later (can't win it all).

I boldly went to Antarctica!

Well, on a cruise. And I visited a friend there, who'd boldly gone there for the summer.

I boldly went to the bathroom at work last week. I thought when I showed up the next day I would either be fired or have a repair bill for destroying the men's washroom. If you thought the fight scene with the Gorn was brutal you should have seen the epic battle I had with that toilet.

I boldly went where no man has gone before. Now she's no longer a virgin!

When I was a kid we had a small canal at the end of our street and so we built a raft to explore it and travel to the other side carrying gear like walkie talkies, canteens, rope, etc.

I boldly drove *towards* a tornado in Nebraska in the 1980s