Corey: "If you're still here when I get back I'm getting a dog."
Paul: "A dog. What until he sees those steps he'll go right for her throat."
Paul: "And thus it was writte, some shall die by pestilence, others by the plague, and one poor shnook will get it from a whole in skylight."
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"She flattened a Dear John with a John Deere." - Douglas Wambaugh
Victor: Have another one. Quickly.
Ethel: Oh, no thank you, really.
Victor: Oh please! One makes you sick. Two starts you on the road to recovery.
Corey: And you better not come back because I'm buying a big dog tomorrow.
Paul: That's fine. Just fine. Now you'll have somebody to walk barefoot in the the park with!
Corey: Six days does not a week make.
Paul: What'duz THAT mean?
Not really a line, but an action...
Corey: Don't touch me!
[Paul Tries to touch her arm with his finger]
Corey: Don't you lay a finger on me!
Too many favorite lines...First time watching I thought Victor was annoying, but after re-watching, he's really grown on me!
Victor: I knew it would come to this. Being helped by women!
Victor: I think I have a new ailment, which I shall call "intestinal volcano".
Victor: It hardly ever happens, except after every meal.
Victor: Cory, do you have about 300 aspirins?
I better stop now before I quote the rest of his lines...!
Corie upon opening gift of coffee pot: Does it come with directions?
Mother: if I'd known about the state of this kitchen it would have come with hot coffee.
Paul: "What will I tell them?"
Ethel: "Make up some clever little lie. Tell Corey I'm not really her mother."