Raffle Of A Dog
I've always loved Elton's rendition of 'Raffle Of A Dog' on ukelele just before he & Bobby get stuck in the traffic jam.
Do you wanna buy a ticket to
A raffle of a dog
That comes a-runnin', lickin'
When you whistle, holler, "Claude"?
A big brown dog
Just as sound as a ring
He'll be eight years old
If he lives to the Spring
Tickets, tickets
Two for a quarter!
If you haven't got your ticket yet
Well, you'd better order it
He'll wet your carpet
And he'll fertilize your grass
He's got three white feet
And a hole in his ass