and the moral of the story is...
Don't trust nuns :)
sharefor god sakes, DONT BE FRENCH
shareDon't throw away your coconut shells, you might need them.
shareWhen stashing massive amounts of cash in your rectal "charger", try and find room for a toothbrush and some floss.
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
When breeding pigs, remember to slap them many times to make sure that meat is coming in well
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I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil.
And as another animal related one: Do NOT get close to those species of tropical crocodiles which you can't tell their tail from head.
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Always insist on a certificate of seaworthiness before buying a boat.
shareOP: HA! I knew your answer before I even clicked on your post!
I was SO ANGRY when the Mother Superior turned him in. I did not expect it!
If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!