Delete your post Jaws Style

I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll write it for three, but I'll post it, and delete it, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

This post was deleted because it was karate-ing the picket fences.

I don't have time for this "delete your post Jaws style"-hero type crap.

This post was deleted for it received orders for to sail back to Boston and so nevermore shall you see it again.

This post was deleted because it seems that the 9-year-olds from the school have been...karate-ing it.

deleted due to shark guts

This post was deleted because somebody got a gun, somebody got a gun and shot it, somebody had a gun!

This post was deleted because it didn't take its turn.