Would you hit it?


What would making love to a pod person be like?

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Well there's a man-dog hybrid running around somewhere out there waiting for you to find out.

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Hm.

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What would making love to a pod person be like?


Boring. They feel no joy or pleasure from human activities. They have zero passion as they are emotionless alien plants in human form. Neither you nor the pod person would get anything out of it.

And anyway, why would you even want to? They're creepy plant duplicates that grow out of creepy pods.

Some folks have really weird tastes is all I can say.

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On the other hand, they would be completely submissive. That alone has got to be worth the price of admission for the adventurous man or woman out in the wide world.

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they would be completely submissive.


Actually, I think they would just relentlessly try to convert you into a Pod. They are NOT interested in interspecies romance/relationships

Hmmm... this goes WAY beyond the limits of being "adventurous" and into the relm of pure Nightmare Fuel. This is a very disturbing concept.

What's especially F-ed up is that they murder people to assume human form. Not worth the price of admission.


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Many men fall asleep right after sex. A podded woman would likely have sex with a man if she knew that right after he would fall asleep.

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So, it’d be like fucking a WASP woman!

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A man might get more gratification from humping a piece of furniture than from some hot pod woman he might encounter. They seem to have no desire to satisfy in that manner.

However I have often wondered if normal stimulation would arouse them despite being emotionless beings; seeing that the act is triggered by physical contact. Or would their mental state cancel that out?

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I guess if you have enough lube anything is possible.

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Pink is pink.

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It's the only way to heal those women!

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Podbitches love to FUCK! 🤘🏻

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Brooke Adams circa '78 ? Yeah, even as a pod person.

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This is the correct answer.

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