100 things I learned from Piranha....

1- You can hold your breath underwater for 2 minutes, even under stress..
2- You can STILL hold your breath underwater when being bitten multiple times by Piranhas
3 - You will be able to make it out alive after being under water while holding your breath for more than 2 minutes, being attacked by Piranhas, and have NO bites or bruises on you afterwards.
4- Always assume the one guarding a pool of water is some wacko with no reason.
5- If someone tries to stop you from releasing water without question.. beat them up without asking WHY he doesn't want you to do it..!
6- Kids will survive after being attacked and bitten by piranhas, but adults will die.
7- To get answers to what you want. always threaten and torture the person and then blame THEM for the wrong YOU did..!
8- Piranha fish make turkey gobbling noises under water.
9- Dead fathers of children are NOT important and can be used as get away food.
10- Ask if a guard is gay or not..
11- Flashing boobs at a guard will cause no reaction...
12- If at first you can't turn a rusted wheel underwater. keep trying until you can... eventually, it will let you turn the wheel...
13- One can see clearly where to go and know what to find murky lake water....
14- Always assume that when a water skier waves at you to stop, they want you to go faster...
15- Two girls in a boat will always be as stupid as to not know the water skier wants you to stop.
16- After counting to 2 minutes, start your boat and assume the deed was done successfully.
17- Police in small towns like this are always stupid and mindless..

More to come.....