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QUOTES - I don't want to discuss my nuts


so many great quotes from this film...

he killed his entire family in one weekend...
then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family.

YOU COOKED HALF MY STASH!



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Warden: "Donahue!"
Skip: "Hello Warden, nice to see you again."
Warden: "I got some good news for you"
Skip: "My wine magazines came?"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


British by birth, English by the grace of fate.

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-At the dinner party

I am feeling something very strange
It is my leg
...
I have never felt like this before
I'm... I'm
Horny?

There is something I have always wanted to ask someone like you.
Do you get much?
Not too often, just an occcasional glass at dinner


-They accused me of robbing several banks, - no way I was drunk but I am positive I only robbed one bank!
And you?
My friend and I were doing this song act
Must have been pretty bad

-Deputy Wilson : Get on the bull
Skip:(questioning) Get on the ball?
Deputy Wilson : (emphasizing) Get on the bull!


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-My friend and I were doing this song-and-dance act.
-Must have been pretty bad.

Never be complete.

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Harry - "My name ain't no God damn Sweetpants."

Harry - "A HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!?!?"
Skip - "Stop it, it's only 30 years."



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(The Korean Doctor)

How do you go?


Never be complete.

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Continuing from Harry and Skip's exchange:

Harry: Oh God, oh God. I'm gonna be 161 when I get out!

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Skip: (on being released after five days in solitary confinement): One more day. Please? Just one more day. I was just beginning to get into myself. Be a pal.

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