Favorite Lines!!!!!


"Don't go! All the plants will die!"

Love that line!

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For the past 30 years or so (I believe they are now defunct because the lead singer recently passed away), there has been a cover band who plays the Philadelphia/Jersey Shore circuit named "Don't Call Me Francis".

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Winger in the taxi with the old lady:

Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
🐭

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I still didn't see anyone here post these:

"Don't you ever touch me again-EVER!!!"

-and-

Murray: "I HAVE a plan."
Ramis: "Great. Custer had a plan too."

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When bill was mocking Sargent Hulka during the dummy training

"I'll woop your ass boooya"

"We're not homosexuals..but we're willing to learn"

"If ya touch me, I'll kill ya"

"I love driving this cab, and meeting such great people as you"

Lol

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"Totally!" (Every other word out of P.J. Soles.)



"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

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Whoops . . . wrong movie.



"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

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Recruiter: "Are either of you homosexuals?"

Zisky: "No but we're willing to learn."

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"Ever see a monk get wildly f-cked by some teenage girls?" "Never" "Then so much for the monastery"

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"Hi. My name is John Winger and you are my prisoner"

"Why are you doing this John?"

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John Candy talking about how he joined the Army to lose weight and Ziskey's facial expressions is my absolute favorite part.

Also I love the fact that all the other cast members had to get real Army haircuts but somehow Winger and Ziskey got a free pass, pun intended.

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