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What I've learned from 'Bachelor Party'...

posted 18 years ago by kholmes1965
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That it's apparently a very easy thing for a young man to flat turn down an unbelievably smoking hot, and very naked and sexy, lady after he's been watching half-naked ladies prance about all night.

That a bride-to-be will willingly dress as a prostitute/Victoria's Secret lingerie model and infiltrate a bachelor party to prove that her guy is being unfaithful.

That donkey's don't respond well to snorting lines after ingesting a 'salad' of pills.

That Catholic schoolboys often gamble and read Playboy on the bus.

That doctors can smoke pipes in the room with their patients.

That the phrase, "Eat my chair" means something to people from Decatur, IL. At least when being presented with unbelievably smoking hot, and very naked and sexy, ladies.

[–] KittenCaboodle 18 years ago

Men's IQ's drop 60% at Bachelor Parties

"Well behaved women rarely make history" Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

[–] gulf_coast_highwayman 18 years ago

You can survive a fall from a hotel window with no ill effects as long as you land arse first in a car sunroof.

[–] nhwrestler 18 years ago

BUMP

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

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[–] babycallie2000 8 years ago

That a man's bare ass will make one scream!

[–] bachelorparties 17 years ago

What did I learn? Well, I just wrote a whole book about bachelor parties and, I'm telling you, it all starts with this movie. I interviewed more than 100 guys (and plenty of strippers and brides) and everyone seems to compare their last hurrahs to Bachelor Party. It's incredible how much this 20-year-old movie still impacts the actual festivities...Check out the book at http://www.bachelorparties.org

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[–] jeff_stell 16 years ago

When you're partying and drinking and you go to hook up with a statuesque amazon woman, make sure she doesn't have a package

[–] mshawobx 16 years ago

vibrators in the 80's had to be plugged in....

[–] jefgg 9 years ago

Bus drivers marry women who look like supermodels.

[–] persen1 9 years ago

How short 3D has progressed. Its no way near what the audience experience at that movie theater :-)

[–] bhilburn 9 years ago

The 12 inch hot dogs are longer than 12 inches.

"check the imdb cast list before asking who portrayed who in movies please"

[–] bhilburn 9 years ago

Pain is such a rush.

"check the imdb cast list before asking who portrayed who in movies please"

[–] Rockhound6165 9 years ago

You can trash a hotel room at a 4 star hotel with zero implications.

Wives can be just as physically abusive as husbands.

Mr. Thompson doesn't want to have *beep* for grandchildren.

You can simply run into a seemingly all night multiplex movie theater, toss the usher aside, and run wild in the theater.

Apparently you can order an *beep* from room service.

Electric razors don't make for good suicide tools.

Marriage should not have too much fiber.

Being a pimp knows no ethnicity barriers.

It's bad enough Indians have come to America and taken over 7-11, Subway, Dunkin Donuts, and Popeye's Chicken but did they have to infiltrate prostitution as well?

Japanese businessmen like to share a 1 bedroom hotel suite and sit around in their tighty whitey's.

Chasing women around a hotel suite beats the hell out of sushi.

When shopping in the hotel clothing shop, actually wearing clothes is optional.

A hotel can easily be mistaken for Detroit, the library of congress, or beyond the sun.

Rick Gasko's cooking is what prison riots are made of.

A manual hand beater makes for an awesome sex toy.

Rick Gasko has the greatest will power of all time.

It's customary for a proctologist to want to touch her brother in law with the same hand she is giving an old man a prostate exam with.

You used to have to take a blood test before you got married(this is no longer required).