What I learned from C.H.U.D.....
These are always fun to do.
If you want to appear tough, eat someones quarter.
Always keep a vintage samurai sword laying around your apartment.
When your daughter is tugging on your shirt, you better see why.
Always bring a flame thrower.
If pushed for an excuse, give an acronym that stands for a monster, not for the toxic goo you left laying around.