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when a C.H.U.D. is after you, you must


be fleet of foot. I said fleet of foot.

If faced with certain death, die laughing.

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Find a bathroom stall, and cut out the mid section of your draws where, "the unfortunate mishap" occured. Proceed to carry on with the rest of your day as if nothing ever happened.


R.I.P Punkfeggot, Your death weighs heavy on my heart.

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Eat a quarter.

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I figured you could just hold a sharp object over your shoulder and wait for it to mysteriously elongate its neck.

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"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!"

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Always keep a sword in the house. It can't hurt.

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