Favorite Line?


For me it's "All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish."

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"Where are you going Mr. Fat-Jack?"
"I'm gonna go get the little boat."
"THE LITTLE BOAT!?"

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Nearly every line from John Candy.

"Freddie : Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?
Reporters : No.
Freddie : Then we ain't talkin'."

"What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?"

"But you *are* drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels."

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John Candy - ‘Howdy boys, come on in the waters fine’. laughs.

Bloody hilarious.

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One of the moron twins:

"Let's pee down his air hose."

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