1. Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is.
2. Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
3. If you scream loud enough you can shatter glass
4. It's wrong to destroy literature
5. Captain Crunch and Sugar makes a great sandwich
6. You needed a license to vote back then
7. To become a wrestler all you need is a lobotomy and some tights
8. Claire is a fat girls name
9. When you grow up, your heart dies
105. Claire has her own key to the janitor's closet
106. Bologna doesn't stick well to things
107. You can play loud music in the Library, Vernon will never know
108. An elephant lamp that doesnt work may cause thoughts of suicide.
109. If you want to kill yourself with a flare gun, dont use it right away. Just keep it in your locker and wait for it to go off by itself
110. Brian can't write a 1000 word essay
111. Even tho Bender wants milk, the juice machine in the teacher's lounge only has coca-cola
112. Once your guillotine is deployed in your locker, there is no longer a need to lock it.
113. Allison now has a new combination lock.
114. Claire did not earn the money to buy her ear rings.
share115: Allison's sandwich was a zebra.
116: the meat in Allison's sandwich was OLIVE LOAF.
117: there was only one slice of OL on that sandwich.
118: she had a bag of chips but she ate them in the bathroom.
119: if Bender talks to Claire again he is totally totaled.
Reading the paper can really be depressing. Mr. Dithers fired Dagwood again.
The door is too heavy to be held by a chair
share132. If you do, you're a slut. If you don't, you're a prude.
133. If you can't use your hands, you can still apply lipstick if you're wearing a bra and don't have boobies that get in the way.
134. Cigarettes make a good Christmas gift.
135. Sushi is safe to eat after it's been sitting out at room temperature for a few hours.
136. Without trigonometry, there would be no engineering.
137. Without lamps, there would be no light.
138. If you're looking for an easy way to keep your GPA up, think twice before you decide to take shop.
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I'm just expressing my opinion.
You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.
139. Ceiling tiles cannot support an escaping kid.
140. Bender wants to be an Airborne Ranger.
141. Andy is this athlete who eats a big lunch.
142. The naked lady says, "Oh, *beep*
143. Bender forgot his pencil, which was why he crashed through the ceiling. Hell, does he even know how to use it?
144. It is wrong to destroy literature.
145. Bender is a *beep* according to Andy.
146. If you are going to mention you've been laid, mention a girl from Canada and where you met her was Niagara Falls.
147. Talking makes the urine crawl back up.
148. Even though a teacher gives you a pencil to write your paper with, use your own pen.
149. Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
150. Bender has seen Allison before.
The dickhead bully who taunts you can possibly become your lover.
I gave him my heart, and he gave me his fist
153 your children’s generation might not take care of you when you are old, so take revenge now while you still can
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