1) How to say "My crayon is big and yellow" in French
2) Mexican maids are stupid but unfailingly loyal
3) You can plan and book a trip to Europe even if you don't have your parents' permission up until the last minute
4) German punk rockers think everything American is cool and will do anything for a US tourist, even if he's condescending to them
5) Russian operatives will fire into a group of school children
6) You can get from Berlin to Hamburg to LA with nothing more than some DDR change and general plane tickets
7) If you get shot by a tranquilizing dart gun you will hurl yourself off a campus balcony face forward
8) film with "spy sh!t" on it will survive dousing in water even if a Nikon won't
9) A woman who is young, gorgeous, sexually liberated, speaks several languages, is internationally savvy and works as a foreign agent can barely afford tuition to Berkeley's film school
10) If you release a soundtrack to a semi-popular 80's movie but take it off the market and make it hard to get, it becomes worth a lot of money (see also: "Just One Of The Guys")
Love is a naughty teenager who takes control of your feelings when you're asleep
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bartf-4
15 years ago
5) Russian operatives will fire into a group of school children
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They murdered millions of human beings. I doubt KGB operatives would give a single thought to firing into a group of school children.
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TheInfected
15 years ago
1 German pastries can be lethal!
2 When being chased by KGB agents a large moat is your best means of escape.
3 Nothing screams international espionage like "Frankie goes to Hollywood".
4 East German border agents are more concerned with your tattered copy of Juggs
magazine than with any rolls of film u may have.
5 If you see a mercedes in LA it is probably full of russian spies.
6 Driving from Paris to Berlin takes only about 4 seconds.
7 Paris is the best place to lose your weerginity if u play paintball.
8 KGB operatives would have much better marksmanship if they played paintball with american college students.
9 Women with short hair simply cannot be trusted.
10 German punk rockers started Cirque du Soleil.
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sights0d
15 years ago
Burger Kings in Berlin have real American cheese on hand. And American fries.
For ten deutschmarks you can see the most beautiful women in the world.
Women bleed thin tomato sauce when shot by Russian spymasters.
On an unrelated note, I can now talk in great detail about my pencil, should the need ever arise, in French.
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