My tribute to Billie Jean

Mad props to Billie Jean, love her or hate her,
I used to have a crush on Helen Slater,
About that other Slater, Christian, (Binx):
His performance in this movie in one word: Stinx.
They got 'em all a posse to go travelin' with,
Hardest one to look at was Yeardley Smith.
She's the voice of Lisa Simpson on tv,
Her period in the backseat sickened me.
They got Keith Gordon to join these felons,
In "Back to School" was Rodney's son, Jason Melon.
Peter Coyote was the worst lieutenant ever,
Begged for them to give up but they all said "Never!"
Dean Stockwell was the heavy as the D.A. creep,
Phoned Ziggy soon after for a "Quantum Leap".
This drama started over a $600 scooter,
Thought Binx was Billie Jean, so someone had to shoot 'er.
Pat Benatar's the voice of these teenage hellions,
Who better as the patron saint of teenage rebellion?
Just pay 'em what they want, 'cuz Fair is Fair,
Or else Billie Jean will have to cut off her own hair.
I think this sums up the greatest movie I've ever seen,
Mad props to Helen Slater, aka my woman "Billie Jean"!