For hundreds of years Santa has given FREE presents to generations of people and the parents of the 1980s have the nerve to send these FREE presents back to the North Pole while slandering Santa Claus in the process. What type of entitled, heartless people would turn on Santa Claus for ONE year of broken wooden wagons and tricycles? No wonder their children turned out to be so worthless.
shareIt's because those presents were lame presents compared to Transformers, Star Wars, G.I. Joe, Thundercats, He-Man, Atari, Nintendo, Walkman's, Jem, Barbies, Cabbage Patch Dolls, Speak & Spells, Tobar, Rubik's Cube, Lite Brite, Stompers, Red Rider BB Guns, Voltron, Merlin, Simon, View Master, Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, Smurfs, Garbage Pail Kids, Photon Laser Tag, Micro Machines, Creepy Crawlers, Snoopy's Snowcone Machine, Gobots, Etch A Sketch, Stretch Armstrong, My Little Pony, Shrinky Dinks, Zoids, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Home computer games like King's Quest, Mr Mouth, Electronic Football Basketball & Baseball, Mighty Men & Monster Maker, Monster Machine, Spirograph, Legos, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, See N Say, Big Trak, Little Professor Calculator, commordore 64 and so many others in the 80s. Santa needed to get with the program, it wasn't the 1800's anymore.
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