1) when your crab cake is more cake than crab! private justice time!
I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
I actually like the blend of more cake and less seafood, it's a delicious medium tbh.
shareToday when In-N-Out put grilled onions all over my burger and no cheese. Private justice!
"It's Minnie Pearl's murder weapon."
i think in-n-out workers are looking to dispense some private justice to me; as last time, it was so slow getting my food i asked if good service was now on the secret menu. their response. no words. just this look:
also, the 'my son was torn to pieces' dude....i think he looks just like, or became, bad grandpa: http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/08/jackass-presen ts-bad-grandpa-610x953.jpg
Aloha, Mr. Hand.
This is one of my all-time favorite posts, nuts. Just so you know.
"It wasn't me who was murdered, was it?"
thx! after a clear handball by netherlands stopping a chilean goal the other day, i'm hunting some private justice! my bro-in law from chile is not aware of this concept...yet. too relaxed. sane, i guess.
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
Last week when my DVR inexplicably deleted all of my recordings, including BH90210...PRIVATE JUSTICE!
"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"
when my local grocery store doesn't have any pruit family pumpkins in stock!..........private justice time!!!
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When someone orders a pizza........WITH PINEAPPLE ON IT!!!!!!
After getting home and you realized they forgot to give you condiments and napkins at McDonaldβs!
shareWhen Travon Martin tried to kill George Zimmerman...But Thank God George got off!!
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