What is your objective?
I object to buying a girl dinner and then she
won't put out!
Why are you here?
Why is anyone here, I think it was John Paul Satre who said-
Ever minute you don't tell us why you're here I cut off a finger.
Mine or yours?
Yours!
Damn!
Those have to be the funniest lines in the film dudes and dudettes.
Cheers.