"We reserve the right to refuse service to asssholes like you"
share"Who ordered sixty Busterburgers?"
"That fat motherf#$@er over there... that fat motherf#$@er over there... them twin gigglin' motherf#$@ers over there... and that skinny walnut headed motherf#$@er over there ordered seventy two!!!"
Your Favorite Band Sucks.
Said to the old woman in the drive through after insulting the "pickle" ....
"Look tootse, take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!"
burgerlujah
share"next time my mom goes to the store, I'm gonna have her buy lots of Burger Bars"!
shareIf anyone even THINKS about touching my 75$ Slick Rick badboy concert T, I'm gonna commence to pimp slappin somebody right now!
shareYeah, like he lives with his mother. He's a grown man, for cryin' out loud.
shareYeah, I wish I was that worker. Love to do that to somebody. Also love, "So say it!!!!!!"
shareBUN-shakers!!!
shareFred: Hey, there's Drootin's girl.
Russell: Mia!
Fred: Yeah, and there's Mia's Mom.
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Fred (shaking Russell by the shoulders): Momma Mia!
I like it when Drootin tells the cop, "Hey, rotate Kunta Kinte, your check's ready at the welfare office." Didn't know at the time who that was, but liked the joke about a check being ready at the welfare office.
share"...Mrs. Cratchmatter!"
"...with dual-overhead cams!"
"...my peoples!"