My favorite Drootin lines are
" alright flip em' over ( Russell and Fred turns their hats upside down ) ......... GIVE ME THAT YOU 2 FAST FOOD FREAKS ! "
after Prestopopnik shocks himself for the first time " you tub of crap "
" Let's start with you Ketchup Crotch "
" There's your lunch Procope.........so eat it "
" tired ? why don't you give your hemorrhoids a rest "
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"You're talking to the manager, peter cheese! So merge!"
"YOU DIG IT, JONES?!?"
"This is no porker's paradise!"
Hey rotate, Kunta Kinte, your check's ready at the welfare office!
It separates the bull from the *beep*
Unlike some grocery shelf, we can't accept these dented cans. Now give them all F's and put them on the first jet out of here!
Since sex and success make lousy bed partners, so do your classmates. Therefore, no sex allowed. No hanky panky in the dorm.
(I love during his last two lines you hear the horn honking as Lyman drives up.)