Indy parody poster: "Breeders of the Lost Stork"
I mean, please Lucas - you're KILLING me. My sides are just splitting with...laughter? Oh wait, no. It was just gas.
NIPPLES on a naked duck-woman's feathery tits? WHY NOT?? Hey Spielberg, pass the ketamine; ugghzzz
AND FURTHERMORE, I for one was NOT impressed by the "Quack-fu" discipline shown here. A self-described master of the art, Howard the Duck simply jumps on one guy, runs away from another to find a garbage can lid to bonk him on the head with, runs through a pair of legs, and (again) arms himself with a branch or something. NOT a very impressive display. I mean, it's ALMOST like the stools who made this *beep* didn't have any *beep*ing clue what the *beep* to film, so staged one of the *beep*ing lamest god*beep* fight scenes of all time. it's Almost like.
P.S. Tim Robbins' line of "It's a bird...it's a plane...No! it's a duck!" makes not lick one of sense, because a duck IS a bird. Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder. share