Love Letter to Laverne from the Raft

Dear Laverne, from Creepshow 2 the Raft segment,
I am so sorry you got your face ripped off by an alien lake monster. A slow, painful death like that is no end for such a smoking hot babe like you. You were so helpless in your final scene when the blob was underneath the raft; you tip-toed from plank to plank as the monster poked through the cracks with its slimy, deadly ooze. You have really cute feet...were those your feet or an extras? Anyways, I wanted to jump through the screen and into the lake to divert the blob's attention so you could swim to safety. "Come and get me, blob!!! Come and get me, you bastard blob son of a bitch!!!" I would have yelled, "She's too damn hot to die!!!!!"


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