Here's to you, pussy!
You think I got it easy?! That's what you think...
I supersize with your situation, but...
You think I got it easy?! That's what you think...
I supersize with your situation, but...
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Well, whatchu staring at, bitch?!
Old wrinkled honky mother-fncker...sh!t...telling on me...what she think this is? Junior High?
Strap on that there Jammy Pac
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Whizzie's a homo and Whizzie's a schmuck!
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fncking account, man.
"F&*#ing (?)-ass n*gga takes a senile granny bitch's word over mine?! Well, we'll see what the gendong(?) thinks of this one!"
*walks out of glass storefront with bag on head*
"Well, whatchu staring at, bitch?!"
that line makes me laugh every single time
You're the kind of cop that would use a traffic violation as a ruse to pull me over and rape me.
People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.
You misunderstood what I was saying. I said she stinks, but I mean she stinks of....beauty.
I'll believe ya when me sh!t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Yeah, you do that. Old wrinkled, h*nky motherf\/cker. Telling on me... Well, what she think this is, Junior High?
shareBaby, I'm not sure you don't got a cock.
People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.
My ass belongs in your chair, not in your lap where you keep trying to put it!
shareWHO WAS ON WATCH? WHO'S ON FVCKIN' WATCH?! WHO WAS ON WATCH?!
People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.
baby i ain't so sure you ain't got a cock.
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The place looks cleaner than usual.
People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.
Wouldn't you rather die in combat than rot in jail?
That naughty Moss Garcia wants a lifetime subscription to Penthouse!?
YOU were doin' the back-stroke on his balls, don'cha remember?
You misunderstood me. I said she stinks, but I mean she stinks of...beauty.
You just want my one-eyed wonder worm...
How's your daughter?
Who's the dirty person who did the great big stinky poo that's blocking up the toilet?
Eh, you'll never know.
Pennywise goes out with that bozo, Mongo the Clown--what a dork!
I keep tellin' ya, those computer guys are all junkies.
You did know that Dan Aykroyd is a vampire, right?
I ain't sure you don't have a cock.
shareHey man, leave my brother alone. He don't need no upside-down pussy.
Does anyone else think Leatherface looks like Sarah Palin when he puts the lipstick on?
I don't need this. I already got trouble with my kids, my wife, my business, my secretary, the bums... the runaways, the roaches, prickly heat, and a homo dog. This just ain't my day.
Classy means never scooting your butt on the ground.
I got a million dollar operation here!
shareI read like old people *beep*
shareCuz you missed it when dad came home from Nam so fncked up we couldn't even watch Godzilla movies without him screaming g ook alert"!
You're like a giant cock-blocking robot, like developed in a secret fncking government lab.
Air Support!
shareThat Wizzie! What a homo!
It can be used to make women pregnant. Sometimes this also works on men.
"This guy thinks he's in the mafia so he wears white shoes." Priceless
http://tiny.cc/Proxies_of_Fate Our fate will be decided...
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Go *beep* your dog, Ed!
I've been chasing grace/ But grace ain't easy to find