Real life mistaken holidays
1994
Dorset-
The address was:-
The cottage,
On a muddy farm,
Next to rats nest,
Middle of nowhere,
Dorset.
The nearest shop (a short walk according to brochure) was at least a 40 minute walk away and had such random opening hours that finding it open was a lottery.
Ditto the nearest pub, bizarrely only reached via muddy fields I wouldn't have been surprised to find a couple of Americans who were about to have an encounter with a werewolf inside.
The wood burning stove didn't close, so it was a choice between freezing or smoke filled warmth.
Everything cost the earth.
The scrabble had an incredible amount of v's.
Cut our losses and buggered off home early.
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