The Mating MEGATHREAD
Let's go... again!
*Geoff and Ruby finally get a chance to mate on Belle's old bed... under 50,000 Christmas lights
*Liam gets found out by Aden who tells Nicole - he mated with Adens formal partner. Soft balls Murphy can't handle no sex
*Aden and Nicole have previously mated
*Liam mated with aden's formal partner's sister
*Martha just Mated with Hugo while they were broken up. I think Martha wanted a "Just one more time" before Hugo left her for goood. (Thurs November 25th)
*Martha and Liam just mated on the rural remote farm!
*oh nO....Xavier is on to us..... he mentioned the word 'Mating Ritual' while talking about Mink today.
*Nicole and Aden are probably at it like wild Dingoes.
*Martha and Liam just mated - 19/02/10
*Gosh Martha and Liam don't get it. A mating session narrowly resulted in them missing out on being parents... then they go at it again later that evening. When will it end?
*Martha mated with Liam tonight in her Car. 11th March 2009
*Gina & John, they mated on Wednesday nights episode 17/3/10. I can't believe that everyone here (myself included) missed out on posting about THAT particular mating session!
*Elijah and Leah - baby just got shacky :-) 22/4/10
*Gina & John (again - April 23
*Hugo and Martha had a mating session... in the shower... because Martha felt dirty... in more ways than 1 ;) May 16, 2010
*May 17, 2010. Hugo and Martha again. This time they had sausage and fertilised eggs for breakfast... and Martha even risks her own job by turning up late telling Alf that she lost the keys to her ute... then found them... just for the sake of mating!
*Angelo and Charlie. The cops mating after Charlie declared that their first date was not yet over! 25/5/10
*It looks like Martha and Hugo have mated for the last time on our screens. Fridays episode saw them mate on the Farmhouse floor... and then again minutes later in Martha's bed. Man, Martha is a mating-crazed machine :D 30/5/10
*June 14 - Queen-Bee mater has left. Looks like less mating storylines will be on the cards eh... ;)
*Have we found a new mating King? Benn gets some other chicks number written on his forearm in ink, then kisses her... even though he kissed Nicole minutes earlier. Looks like another case of 'lock up your daughters' - Geoff's replacement has arrived. 16/6/2010
*July 7 - Mating hasn't occurred in a while, so we might just add here that April and Xavier slept together on the beach. No really... the literally DID sleep together on the beach (no pun intended).
*July 12 - Confirmed: Dr. Sid and Nurse Veronica have officially mated!
*July 14 - Sid and Marilyn. You guessed it. It didn't take long either!
*August 25 - Liam and Bianca in the school library. They didn't actually mate, but the intent was there.
*September - Bianca and Virrotio mated in his hotel room!
*October 21 - (Flashback) Bianca recalls seeing Vittorio mating with his ex on the night of their engagement as she was about to enter his hotel room.
*22nd October 2010 Biannca and Vittorio decide to make some new memories to replace some old ones by "mating"
*October 26 - Bianca and Vittorio decide to have sausage and eggs for breakfast and have a morning mating session in the shower.
*November 2 - John & Gina, yes, at it in the hotel room like horny mammals ;)
*March 10 - Ruby mates with Romeo, even though she knows that Indi had something special planned for them. Greed in its highest form.
*March 17 - Backseat Buckton gets a Backseat Braxton
*March 22 - Elijah 'comforts' Grace
*April 13 - Brax and Charlie - was bound to happen
*May 27 - Father/Dr. Walker catches Romeo giving crabs to his little girl Indi
*May 30 - We later find out that Romeo contracted those crabs thanks to Emily giving them to him
*June 15 - Bianca told Heath to "Take her home!". Oh... I'm sure he took her home alright. How screwed up is Gina... breaking up with Liam because of his drug addiction, then going out (and mating) with the very guy who supplied him with said drugs!
*June 16 - Charlie told Brax "House clear. Come now!" And I'm sure he did come (sp?) now.
*June 29 - After getting married in the garden of Eden known as Hawaii, Barbie (Indi) and Ken (Romeo) awake after a night of mating in their heavenly nest!
*July 4 - Here we go again, Brax fertilises Charlies eggs while staying at a cozy bed & breakfast!
*August 1 - Brax's snake enters a stretched, bleach-blonde, wet tunnel well past it's used-by date!
*August 22 - Brax and Charlie make-up with a mate.
<<<DRY SPELL>>>
*November 25: April and Heath Mated. They mated in a room where many more have mated before them - Irene's downstairs mating pad. (Thanks Lulchul)
*November 25: Breeders Digest and Casey Mated
<<Severe Drought>>
Week ending 27 Match, 2014:
*Hannah and Andy have mated several times
*Zac, shutdown by his attempts to mate with Hannah has let out his frustrations by mating with Bianca!
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President