Favorite Line?


For me, it's "This is beautiful. What is that, velvet?"

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That was a great line.

But, I might go with, "I just assumed you were having sex with your bathers. I *know* I am!"

Then again, the film's filled with great lines.

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“Good morning my neighbors “

“Hey, fuck you”

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“Yes, yes!...fuck you, too!”

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Too many to list, but things that come up often in my house:

Whatever yooouuu like

Sexual Chocolate, everyone!

What is this, velvet?

Aha!

What do you know about funny?

See, I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries.

So many others.

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One of my favorites I use when my buddies gang up on me when talking sports:

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Who's next?"

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Just because it ties back to "Trading Places"
Mortimer Duke: Randolph!

Randolph Duke: Leave me alone, Mortimer.

Mortimer Duke: Randolph, Randolph!

Randolph Duke: I'm still not talking to you.

Mortimer Duke: [showing him the money] Look.

Randolph Duke: Mortimer, we're back.

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Rev. Brow: You know him as Joe the policeman on the "What's goin' down" episode of That's My Mama. Put your hands together for Jackson Heights own! Mr Randy Watson!

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Rev. Brown : He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

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Reverend Brown : Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

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It wasn't a line, but the whole 'Soul Glow' thing was hilarious.

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The song was amazing, and the stain marks it left on the couch from Darryl’s family.

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The stains on the couch - so subtle and funny.

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when Eddie went up to the two kids on the stairs and was like "i GOT ME A DATE !!" (or something like that)

and they're like "............"

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