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Imagine dumping Michelle Pfeiffer for Glenn Close

posted 2 years ago by MaximRecoil (4276)
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Worse yet, imagine dumping 30-year-old Michelle Pfeiffer for 41-year-old Glenn Close. That's like trading a pristine Ferrari 308 for a Dodge Aries K with a blown head gasket, bent valves, slipping transmission, worn-out struts, dead battery, cracked windshield, bald tires, wiring full of twist splices and electrical tape, no brakes, clogged catalytic converter, and a rusted-out subframe.

[–] Heisenberg (6468) 2 years ago

But one is a dangerous, wild ride.
The other is so perfect you'd just be afraid to even press on the pedal.

I totally get the trade. Even more so for a pervert like Valmont.

[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

Looks aren't everything.

Sometimes you just find a kindred spirit, and if you're both equally awful you end up destroying each other...

[–] liscarkat (17147) 2 years ago

Inconceivable.

[–] roreyking (567) 5 months ago

OP: hilarious! 🤣