Funniest Line??


When Ray pulls Walter's toupee out of his shorts and Rumsfield says, "You've had that in your pants all day?!"

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Klopek... Is that Slavic? NO!!
You're about a nine on the tension scale, Rube.

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Ricky - Pizza dude

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"I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal."

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Yup this line still is a classic and cracks me up every time!

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Pretty much everything Bruce Dern says.

"Hey pinnochio, where you goin?"

"There go the god damn brownies"

"Paint your god damn house"

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Agreed - Bruce Dern stole the show. Everything he says and does is hilarious!

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"Run to me! Run to water!"

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Rumsfield - "It Came With the Frame?"

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Not a line, but a visual. During the dream sequence, the tiny axe in Queenie's head cracks me up!!

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Ricky-(stirring a can of paint) "Hey Mrs. Rumsfield... No tan lines this morning. Looks nice."
Mr. Rumsfield- "That kid next door's a meatball."

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yeah, that was a nice touch

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"I never seen that... I never seen someone drive their garbage to the street and then bang the hell out of it with a stick" -Ray

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You wanna put that back? You wanna NOT steal that from Walter's house?

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When Rumsfield goes off about what he's going to do to the dog if she takes another crap on his lawn and the dog barks at him, I love how his switch flips and all of a sudden it's "by god I'm gonna do it right now."

"Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because YOU are a garbage man." That cracks me up too.

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Walter: "Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us."

pause...

Art: "I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?"

Ray's reaction is hysterical.

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Take me to the hospital! I've been blown up!! Take me to the hospital, I'm sick!

*collapses on a gurney and is quiet for a few seconds*
*gets up, throws the gurney into the ambulance himself and climbs in after it*

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Speaking of that I may prefer the alternate ending.

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