What's not to like??? Pop your shoulder and pop this VHS into the MFVCR!

Can you believe Krackhead Korea thinking they're going to make competative murder history by amassing a 4 man army of unstoppable brick breakers? America's got a veritable melting pot boiling over the edge with honorable ass kickers to choose from! There's Sonny with his fondness for breast milk, Virgil with his weakness for inner AND outer labia, Travis whose skill in karate is matched only by his charming sexuality, Alex a powerhouse muleteer, whose only weakness is family tragedies and a bad shoulder and finally, Tommy the Asian Ass Kicker!

Well-intentioned bar brawls, manly emoting, martial arts finesse and American patriotism without a hint of homo-erotic undertone. I like it!

"I like fixin' people gooood!"
- Papa Jupiter