Best quotes from the Best Trilogy ever
Favorite quotes from 1 2 or 3
"Coach my kid might loose his leg"
"What are you counting them for"
"Pop it Tommy"
"Tape it up, I can hold him off for 30 seconds take it UUUUUPP"
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I know but I like calling it a trilogy
share"Tommy No! Coach! Coach! He's going to kill him!" Hilarious! This is one of the best old school 80's action films out there. Me and my friends quote it all the time.
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"WALTER GET DOWN!"
"Mr.Grady, the problem isn't your son's mangled leg.....the problem is, your son is in a coma."
"You wanna shoot me, shoot me now" "No..no... I don't wanna."
Erik Roberts making the trumpet noises when he 1st rooms with Tommy
Coach my kid my loose his leg.
Melissa died, am I just packed it all in
These dont sound funny, but they are when delivered by Eric Roberts
Best of the Best
Tommy: I didnt wanna fight! Alex: "All I wanted was a beer, *beep* happens..."
Travis: Do something 'bout that face!
Alex: Mind if I borrow some of youre tape man?
Travis:[While picking the tape back out of Alex's hands] As a matter of fact, I dont mind it.
Coach Couzo: HEAD EAST!!!
Coach Couzo: A team is not a team, if you dont give a damn about one another.
Coach Couzo: If some of you are lucky, you might even get laid!
Sonny Grasso: Just like Detroit!
Travis: Spare ribs! Real food! Thats what white people eat Virge. Keep eating that stuff [points at Virgils Chinese food] will make you end up like Hop Sing over there.[points at Tommy] Youre eyes 'll slam, youre dick 'll shrink up and you'll open up a laundry!
Travis: [meaning toilet room numbers] Number one or number two?
Caroll Ann: Drop dead.
Travis: Where do you live Kelly?
Kelly: One drink away...
Travis: That's nice livin!
Burt: [While bashing in a wooden wall] I want him! I want his balls!
Travis: Yeah cause youre missing a pair *beep*
Catherine Wade: But I am a woman Mr. Couzo and I hope that despite this handicap I can prove my usefulness to the team.
Alex: This is kickin my ass man. I dont think I can keep up...
Alex: For you Travis!
Alex: This is the only thing I know... I am good at. Please dont take it away from me.
Tommy: I wanna kill that son of a bitch! Alex: Then kill that son of a bitch!
Coach Couzo: White: 2 Red: 0! Alex: Yeah Tommy.
Best of the Best 2
Brakus: Tommy Lee... Thank you for joining us. Do you know why you are still alive? Tommy: I really dont give a *beep*
Alex: Travis and a bimboo!
Walter: Dad, picture this scene. A guy breaks into the house, Martha screams into a closed and I have to kick his butt!
[James pukes over his own hands and shirt]Come on! I take both of ya!
Weldon: This is a dance club. Alex: Travis Brickley doesnt "dance".
Mr. Finch [ with sarcastic smile]: Mr. Brakus and Mr. Weldon Dardano send their regards
Alex: Dont kill my son. Gus: Well do it clean.
Travis: Sorry about that Sinbad! There's a new boy in town.
Brakus: You have a big mouth! Travis: And a big everything else. So stop wasting time, put me in the ring with him.
Travis: Now you stay here. Act like a hat rack!
Sue: Now you be cool. Alex: Walter Grady's daddy always be cool.
Alex:[While kissing Sue]: Say "Hi" to Tommy. Sue:[While kissing Alex]: Hi Tommy.
Alex: [cancelling a double date] I cant go Tommy. I've got nobody to babysit Walter.
Tommy: Okay, then i'll take them both out.
Alex: Now this is not an option!
Tommy: You know Walter, youve got a nice dad but he cant cook spaghetti.
Walter: Humorous! He thinks it's my favorite!
Tommy: [Grabs the basketball and stands ready to shoot: Okay guys, if I make it, youre gonna have to wash my car. And if I dont make it, you still have to wash!
Walter and his friend: NO!
I have a lot more that I find funny quotes, but no time :P It's funny!
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