FRIDAY THE 13TH

FRIDAY THE 13TH

I LIKE FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 1 EVEN THOUGH IT LIKE MOST HORRORS OWES A LOT TO PSYCHO! WERE YOU THINK ITS THE MUNGALOID, SPASTIC, RETARD, WINDOW LICKING KID JASON WHEN ITS NOT! ITS HIS MOTHER PATSY PALMER! PATSY PALMER MUST BE STRONGER THAN SHE LOOKS, STRENGTH LIKE SCHWARZNEGGER FOR SOME OF THE KILLINGS! I NEVER BOUGHT THAT SHE KILLED EVERYONE, I FELT IT WAS MORE A TAG TEAM WITH HER! WANTING TO SHOW HERSELF FOR PUBLIC RECOGNITION WERE JASON IS JUST WAITING IN THE BACKGROUND TO FIGHT AGAIN! BUT A GOOD START TO A ENTERTAINING SERIES!

PART 2 OWES A LOT TO HALLOWEEN BECAUSE LETS FACE IT THE JASON IN PART 2,3 AND 4 AND THE FAKE JASON IN PART 5 IS MICHEAL MYERS WITHOUT THE SHAPE OUR MAN OF MYSTERY! SOME GREAT KILLS! WHEN I WATCH FRIDAY THE 13TH FROM 1 TO 6 AND THE SLEEPAWAY CAMP SERIES I HAVE TO SAY SC CUTTED PASTED THESE STORYS IN ALL BUT KILLER! I LIKE THE HUMAN JASON BECAUSE IT DOESNT TAKE 20 MINIUTES OF KILL SHOTS TO KILL HIM! I UNDERSTAND A HORROR KILLER SHOULD BE HARD TO KILL BUT NOT SO INDESTRUCTABLE THAT BECOMES BORING! PART 2 IS GOOD AND I LIKE THE SACK MASK! JASON IS THE ELEPHANT MAN!

NEVER SAW PART 3 IN 3D BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER I ENJOYED IT, IT BOUGHT IN THE HOCKEY MASK. JASON COMES MORE INTO HIS OWN AND OUT OF MICHEAL MYERS SHADOW JUST A LITTLE BIT! IT'S FUNNY IN PLACES THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE FT13TH MOVIES THEY HAVE A MORBID SENSE OF HUMOUR! THE KILLINGS AND THE STORY ARE PRETTY MUCH A REHASH OF PART 2! THERE AGAIN PART 2,3 AND 4 AND PARTS OF 5,6 AND 7 WERE PRETTY MUCH A CUT AND PASTE JOB OF THE THIN SCRIPT MATERIAL! BUT WHO CARES YOU DONT GO INTO A FT13TH MOVIE TO SEE THE GODFATHER! YOU RELAX YOUR BRAIN AND ENJOY SOME GOOD KILLS!

IN PART 4 ID OF GIVEN JASON VORHEES'S £10,000,000 TO KILL COREY FELDMAN FOR REAL! JASONS DEATH IS HORRIFIC, BUT IF A HORROR ICON IS TO DIE FOR GOOD THATS HOW TO KILL HIM! ENTERTAINING AS ALWAYS, IT WAS A GOOD SEND OFF FOR THE MORTAL JASON! I LOOK AT MORTAL JASON AND ZOMBIE JASON AS 2 DIFFERENT CHARACTERS!

DESPITE THE LOW RATING I DONT HATE FT13TH PART V AS MUCH! ITS SO BAD ITS GOOD, IT HAS MY FAVOURITE TOMMY! THEY PLAY FAST AND LOOSE WITH THE STORY! I LIKED THE BLACK KID AND HIS FAMILY! MAYBE A 2/10 IS A BIT HARSH WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT SO ILL GIVE IT A NEW RATING 4/10. BUT WHY DIDNT THIS *beep* THICK FAT *beep* SERIAL KILLER KILL THE *beep* THAT KILLED HIS FAT *beep* RETARDED SPASTIC SON?

THE SIXTH IS MY SECOND FAVOURITE JASON IN CJ GRAHEM! WITH JASON X, AND THE REMAKE THIS IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVOURITES! LOVED THE ALICE COOPER SOUNDTRACK, WAS FUNNY, WAS FAST PACED, WAS ENTERTAINING! LOVED KRISTEN COOK WISH WE HAD A NUDE *beep* SCENE BUT THERE YOU GO!

NUMBER 7 INTRODUCTION TO THE BEST JASON VORHEES IN KANE HODDER IN A VERY WEAK ENTRY IN THE SERIES! ITS THE FIRST BORING FT13TH! THE CHARACTERS ARE FLAT, THE KILLINGS ARE FLAT, IN COMPARISON TO 6 THE SOUNDTRACKS FLAT! EVEN WITH THE CUT BITS AS I RATE IT AGAIN I JUST DONT LIKE IT! SORRY ITS *beep*

PART 8 ITS JUST A SILLY MOVIE MADE ON A SHOESTRING MOVIE, IT IS FUN! BUT ITS NO CLASSIC, BY THIS TIME THE FRANCHISE SEEMS TIRED! KANE HODDER IS COOL TO WATCH AS EVER, ITS JUST A PITY TILL JASON X HE IS REALLY GIVEN THE *beep* OF THE SERIES TO BE PART OF!

PART 9 RIP OFF OF SHOCKER/ HIDDEN/ HOUSE 3/ DRAGS, VERY BORING, NOT ENOUGH KANE HODDER JASON! ON A PAR WITH 7 FOR THE WORST OF THIS SERIES! ITS ALWAYS NAGGED ME WHY NEW LINE WOULD BUY A PROFITABLE FRANCHISE AND TRY TO KILL IT OFF IN ITS FIRST ENTRY AND NOT BRING IT BACK FOR A NEW ENTRY FOR 11 YEARS!

PART 10 KANE HODDERS BEST PERFORMANCE AND THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF JASON BY NONE! MY FAVOURITE OF THE SERIES, ID OF LOVED TO HAVE SEEN JASON X II! THE WAY I SEE IT THERES 2 JASON FRANCHISE MOVIE COLLECTIONS OUT THERE NOW!

FREDDY VERSUS JASON ITS CERTAINLY MORE A FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE THAN A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MOVIE, SO I RATE IT AS A FT13TH MOVIE! JASON DOESNT NEED FREDDY AND FREDDY DOESNT NEED JASON! ITS NOT A FAIR FILM ITS NOT MANNO ON MANNO! FREDDY IS ROBERT ENGLUND! KANE HODDER IS JASON! NO HODDER NO JASON AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED! YOUR EXPECTING ALI VERSUS FRAZIER FIGHT OF THE CENTURY, YOU END UP GETTING TYSON VERSUS SPINKS! IM NOT A FAN OF WHEN FRANCHISES MEET IS FILMS OUR TV! I DIDNT APPRECIATE MAGNUM TURNING UP ON MURDER SHE WROTE, OUR JESSICA FLETCHER TURNING UP ON MAGNUM PI!

REALLY ENJOYED THIS REMAKE AS GOOD IF NOT BETTER THAN THE FIRST TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSCRE REMAKE! IT IS BASICLLY FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 1,2,3 & 4! JASON IS REINTRODUCED AS ONE BAD MUTHA *beep* I LOVE HOW THEY TREAT JASONS WOODS AS FREDDYS BOILER ROOM ITS HIS HOUSE! ITS HIS HOME! I LOVE THE MAZE UNDER THE WOODS EXPLAINING HOW JASON CAN GET FROM A2B SO FAST! JASON HAS A SOUL IN THIS I THINK HE KEEPS THE GIRL AS A *beep* DOLL! I HOPE THIS ISNT THE LAST!

FOR ME THE FRIDAY THE 13TH RATINGS IOUT OF 10 GOES LIKE THIS:
FRIDAY THE 13TH - 10/10 - MY FOURTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 - 10/10 - MY FIFTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3D - 8/10 - MY SIXTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH THE FINAL CHAPTER - 7/10 - MY SEVENTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH A NEW BEGINNING - 4/10 - MY NINTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH JASON LIVES -10/10 - SECOND BEST
FRIDAY THE 13TH - THE NEW BLOOD - 1/10 UNCUT 2/10 - MY TENTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH JASON TAKES MANHATTEN - 6/10 - MY EIGTH
JASON GOES TO HELL THE FINAL FRIDAY - 1/10 - MY TWELF
JASON X - 10/10 - MY FAVOURITE
FREDDY VERSUS JASON - 2/10 - MY ELEVENTH
FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 - 10/10 - THIRD BEST