Call me perverted, but . . .
. . . that scene where the bad guy shows Tom Selleck a prisoner in the gym with a sock in his mouth, on the parallel bars, with about 30 guys trying to take off his clothes and rape him, and the prisoner is screaming into the sock and struggling as hard as he can to get free, and the bad guy says "You're lucky that's not you" - sorry, but that scene is just too high on the Unintentional Comedy scale.
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