best line ever is....


"Lift up your dicks...and your nuts!!!"

I still fall over laughing at that one.

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My brother and I still laugh at:

Parnell: "Man, do you have any idea who we are?"

Malcolm: "Yeah. Two-thirds of the Three Stooges."

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lol the best line is where rainwood is in the bathroom behind jingles holding a shank, and then jingles turns around and says "i'm gonna take that piece and *beep* you with it!" lol always cracks me up

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He's gonna make you his kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"The Muslims sold him to us for 10 cartons of cigarettes."

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Virgil to Jimmie: "Don't you be giving me the side of your neck when I'm trying to do you a solid."

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Virgil to Jimmy.....before he shanks Jingles
"You don't hurt him, you KILL him!!"

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I crack up on that everytime. Even when I see that actor, J Kenneth Campbell, that line is the first thing I think about. lol

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Three lines are great for me, all said by Virgil:

"Don't you be givin me the side of your neck when I'm tryin to do you a solid."

"Yea! He didn't know enough, did he?"

"Hey officer! Hey officer! Ain't life a motherxxfuxxcker!"

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Parnell vs Rainwood

Parnell: " I'm gonna cut you in half!"

Rainwood: "I wouldn't bet on that!"

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Lieutenant of guards to prisoners at indoctrination:

(Lieutenant tells cons to run their fingers vigorously through their hair.)

"You better get vigorous there goldilocks, or I'm going to shave your dome."

Virgil to Jimmie watching Robbie burning up.

"What the *beep* is wrong with you? You don't stand around to watch a man die."

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[Malcolm & Virgil just finish playing cards, Malcolm wins}
Malcolm: "well Virg that's $500,000, 12 assault rifles and 3 teenage girls you owe me"
Virgil: "Huh. It adds up, don't it?"

when Rainwood's saying goodbye, getting out on parole -
Virgil: "so long, Jimmy Rain. Take it slow. And don't forget your schoolin"

After Jimmy's back in general population post-whacking Jingles, walking around the yard. Butcher says something to him -
Jimmy: "How's it going Butcher? Still listening to those weightloss tapes?"

also can't remember verbatim, but when Jimmy's wife is working the Internal Affairs cop, trying to goad him into action. She purposely misquotes & embellishes what Parnell told her when he threatened her. She says something like "they called you a pencil pusher n!gger with your nose up the ass of the brass" or something like that. Shocking, and playing the race card to help her man. Powerful moment.

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You don't have to stand tall, but you have to stand up!

I believe that Butcher says to Rainwood in the cafeteria before he shanks the black dude


I've been using that as a signature for awhile




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"That civil rights, brotherly love, all that *beep* gets left at the front gate."- Virgil

"I got respect in here because I earned it. Anybody fvcks with me, its their life."- Virgil

"People like you been doing that for a long time. It started out there with those cops, went on through the trial, and now its your turn, isnt it? Well take your fvcking turn! I dont give a *beep* Jimmie



"I am the one who knocks"

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My favorite line is, "Too many people want to see us step on our dicks!"

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