You boys deserve a present....
Seeing as the boards are closing forever and I've been a thorn in your sides for so long now, I feel I owe it to you to, in the words of Terry Silver, give something back.
Rather than wait until the end I'm going to leave this Saturday and let you boys have a week +, to settle your affairs and say goodbye to each other without me spoiling that last bit of fun for you.
No need to thank me (wouldn't expect it anyway), it's the least I can do.
I promise to go out with a bang!
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!