Welcome back Romefan!!!


I'd like to officially welcome Romefan123 back to these boards. It's been a while since a real Kai was on here. I've had to manage with plastic Kai for a while now and though beating them has a certain flavour, nothing compares to locking horns with the real thing. It's a bit like living on soya meat then getting a real steak having a real Kai back.
Hopefully he will respond with his typical 'Shut up stoooopid'!
Once again, Welcome back Romefan123, let the fun commence!

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LOL.

You have no idea why Romefan is back do you?

You got a big surprise coming to you Wears Alice!

At last the Kai will have revenge!

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Unlike YOU, swearsalice, I'm not here to argue but to discuss rationally why KKIII is the greatest Karate movie I have ever known.

Ironic that you welcomed me back, when it was YOUR antics that caused me to go underground. But seeing as there are several Kai back in the fold, and hopefully more to follow...

...now, begins the PAAAAAIIINNNN....



"Cobra Kai? Say it...say it...NEVER DIES!" Karate Kid III

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Now the real pain begins Alley-Boy!!!

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Time to experience PAIN in every part of your body!

And FEAR in every part of your mind!

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Why is it ironic? You drove yourself away.
Furthermore you cried out for help and none of your Kai brothers came to your assistance.
Says a lot really. But hey, I'm glad you're back, it's been a bit boring for a while.

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Boring because you've essentially diluted the boards to meaningless jargon. It's a shell of what it once was. I blame you entirely for its demise.



"Cobra Kai? Say it...say it...NEVER DIES!" Karate Kid III

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HERE HERE!

Wears Alan sucks!

The Cobra Kai always have each other's back!

Unlike Wears Alan who has to cry into his bowl of mac and cheese every night because he's a useless Whinielle lover!

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Where were the Kai when romefan needed them most?
Oh that's right, they didn't have his back so he ran away to the FG boards leaving a urine trail in his wake.

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And only a complete twat would "welcome back" his arch-enemy. Fact is, I hate your stinking guts. I sure wouldn't welcome YOU back if you left for a year. Fact of the matter is, I wouldn't remember who the *beep* you even were, NumbNutz.



"Cobra Kai? Say it...say it...NEVER DIES!" Karate Kid III

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Of course you would you fvc<img liar!

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So you blame me for cruisin109? Is that what you are saying?

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I blame YOU for the condition this board is in in its present state. This was once a proud sanctuary, not unlike Kreese's Dojo. But once ruined by Miyagi (you!), that slope and that kid...I walked around too, not unlike Sensei Kreese, wandering without purpose. But I am back my man...bigger and badder than ever. My goal now is your complete annihilation. I've found some new blood on these boards who seek to take you down and destroy you...humiliate you...stomp you into the ground...now what are you gonna do about it??

"Cobra Kai? Say it...say it...NEVER DIES!" Karate Kid III

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Go fishing and think about it!
Oh, good luck with the new blood....you gonna offer him 50% of 'this dojo'?

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After you get home from fishing you return to your crap-shack and you find that it has burned down because you left a fire unattended!

LOL

Now you're a homeless bum on the streets and you have to make money by doing your kata geisha dances in the street while onlookers throw filthy pennies at you!!!

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Da plane boss, da plane!!!

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Face it your karate is fake and EVERYONE knows it!

Have you ever actually used your karate to win a street fight?

No!

Because your brand of karate is USELESS!

If only you knew the power of QuickSilver!

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Have you ever actually used your karate to win a street fight?

Yes.

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Yeah right!

Did you use Whinielle's geisha dance to win?

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Yeah right!

Not sure why you asked. Did you expect the answer to be no?
Sorry to disappoint you.
Did you use Whinielle's geisha dance to win?

No, but then that Kata is a Gojo Ryu Kata and my style is Shotokan so it's not as if I would use that anyway. Funnily enough, Daniel doesn't use it in a street fight either. He doesn't use it to actually win his fight with Barnes either. In fact he uses it to compose himself. The combination of moves (flip opponent and punch) aren't in a Kata.
Anyway, the answer to have I used Karate to win a fight is still yes!

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Did you do a little geisha dance to compose yourself before working up the inner strength to attack?

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Read my post about what I thought of kata for your answer

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Can you even read Mistah College Man?

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Yes.

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If you're such a great karate master how come I've never heard of you?

I HAVE heard of Master Terry Silver because he is a real karate master!

QUICKSILVER Mr. Wears!!!!!

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1) You don't live in England
2) You only know of Silver because of a movie where he plays a twat

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You WISH you could be Terry Silver!

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Why would I wish to be a pretend black belt?
You nutter !

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Terry Silver is a REAL black belt!

You on the other hand are NOT a real black belt!

This is your black belt!

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Da plane boss, da plane!

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Can't come up with a new remark huh?

Cat got your tongue?



THIS IS A KARATE DOJO NOT A F>CKING BOARD WHEN YOU CAN SPEW YOUR CRAP OLD MAN ENGLISH SHOW QUOTES THAT YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH!

NOW YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY OTHERWISE U AND I ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!

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If you're going to fantasise then that is the remark you fvc<img clown

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I SAID YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY FOR ONCE OTHERWISE U AND I ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You have a problem!

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THE COBRA KAI IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

All the Kai grab Wears Alan and drag him into the locker room.

Then they dislocate all of Wears Alan's limbs and stuff him into a urinal like a rag doll.

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What, you and romefan?
Hahahahahahaha!

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THEN ALL THE KAI FORM A LINE AND PISS ON YOUR TWISTED WRETCHED BODY TRAPPED IN THE URINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Delusional!!!!

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IT MUST SUCK BEING TRAPPED IN A URINAL!

OL' WEARS ALAN TRAPPED IN HIS URINAL HOPING A MAGNANIMOUS PISSER-BY MIGHT SET HIM FREE!

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU BE PISSED ON BEFORE YOU ARE SET FREE LITTLE WEARS ALAN??

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Poops!
Looks like I stepped in to your circle jerk there!

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STAY TRAPPED IN THERE THEN WEARS ALAN!

YOU WILL REMAIN TRAPPED IN YOUR URINAL UNTIL YOU ACCEPT TERRY SILVER AS YOUR MASTER!

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Da plane boss, da plane!

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You really are obsessed by whatever show that's from!

I'm tired of constantly kicking your flaccid ass.. it's like taking candy from a baby! I actually feel bad for you!

I wish you posed a challenge but I have u outclassed.

Aren't you tired of getting humiliated and ridiculed by the Kai??

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NOW YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY OTHERWISE U AND I ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!


WA's biggest flaw, apart from his homosexual repression, has always been a lack of wit. Misguided as other Daniel lovers may have been, some were actually capable of stimulating and colorful debate. WA's style is the equivalent of a senseless kata routine in the middle of an important kumite tournament.


Is this your student... The champion?

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WA's biggest flaw, apart from his homosexual repression, has always been a lack of wit.

Says the most boring poster on the boards.
Misguided as other Daniel lovers may have been, some were actually capable of stimulating and colorful debate.

You mean debates where you guys beat them in to submission.
WA's style is the equivalent of a senseless kata routine in the middle of an important kumite tournament.

Senseless in the way that you don't know how to handle it, like Barnes?

Frog_clarke, you are without doubt the Freddy Fernandez of these boards. A suck up to the likes of romefan et al. A weasel of a man, if a man is what you are.

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You really are obsessed by whatever show that's from!

Not really, but it suits idiots like you.
I'm tired of constantly kicking your flaccid ass.. it's like taking candy from a baby! I actually feel bad for you!

Odd really because none of that ever happened, except in your fantasies.
I wish you posed a challenge but I have u outclassed.

Again with your fantasies.
Aren't you tired of getting humiliated and ridiculed by the Kai??

Perhaps I would be....if that had ever happened in the 7 years I've been here.
Now off you go, it must be circle jerk time!

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A weasel of a man


.... who you were afraid to face at Harrods two years straight. Given your record of backing down when confronted, it's shocking you would direct terms like that towards others.

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.... who you were afraid to face at Harrods two years straight.

Afraid? No. Just wasn't prepared to travel 200 miles to see someone we both know wasn't going to be there. You can BS these guys on here, but not me you lying twat!
Given your record of backing down when confronted, it's shocking you would direct terms like that towards others.

But you didn't confront me did you? You spun some tale about deserting your family at Xmas time to come and meet me at Harrods for a fight. Total BS of course. You know it, I know it and everybody on these boards knows it.
You're just like that idiot who arranged to meet somebody at Gate 5. He was the laughing stock of these boards. Guess you that makes you his natural successor eh?


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Afraid? No. Just wasn't prepared to travel 200 miles to see someone we both know wasn't going to be there. You can BS these guys on here, but not me you lying twat!


Awwww... did Miyagay refuse to train you for a fight with Frogclarke?

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No. I wasn't prepared to travel 200 miles to meet another fantasising keyboard warrior.
Would you?

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Okay I get it.. you were afraid just like Whinielle that you would have gotten your ass kicked.
He challenged you and you didn't show because you lost to fear.

I'll tell you what... I'll teach you a few moves to help you out.

Do you know how to front sweep?

These English guys are suckers for the front sweep!

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Guess I said that to the wrong person eh?
Fear played no part in it. Common sense won the day.

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If a man challenges you and you don't show then that makes you a COWARD!

Just like Miyagay running out on Sato.

YOU BRING DISHONOR!

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I'll meet you outside Harrod's this Saturday at 9 am then. Bring frog Clarke with you and I'll give the pair of you a good hiding then you can go home.
Remember 9 am outside Harrods this Saturday!

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I'LL BE THERE!

THEN YOU WILL EXPERIENCE REAL PAIN!!

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If you're not then you are a coward!

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I'll be there!

I'm gonna BREAK you! HUMILIATE you! STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND!

This is the address right?

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Harrods/@51.4994055,-0.1654231,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x48760538ed2a30ff:0x15ee630d4b4e0d42!8m2!3d51.4994055!4d-0.1632344

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Yeah, that's it.

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YOU BETTER SHOW!

This Saturday @ 9AM

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