If you wanna be a bad boy in LA Snake's the boy to be bad with
right Snake?
shareHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Seriously?
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There's literally no-one tougher or more bad-ass than Snake!
LA's Bad Boy!
Sure, sure.
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Could you beat Snake?
shareAre you having a laugh. Even LaRusso could(and did) beat Snake.
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That's a lie... Whinielle couldn't touch snake.
So he pushed Snake's arm slightly (after Whinielle himself went down on the mat like a b*tch!)
Snake also pulled up Whinielle's rope girlfriend (Whinielle's girlfriend was a ROPE LOL) to strand him in that pit!
Snake should have left him down there!
Snake was a wanker
shareYou're a wanker.
A Whinielle wanker to be precise!
And you are a cock womble
shareAnd you're a Whinielle lover.
And you are an embarrassment to the Kai on these boards
shareEvery Kai member is twice the man you are wears alan.
shareYou aren't
shareSnake would destroy you!
Snake isn't real you clown
shareYou ever been to LA son?
The Bad Boy of LA is alive and well.. Snake!
Hahahaha!
Right
You think you're a bad boy?
I'm sorry but scarfing all the mac and cheese your mom prepared for you when you were a little girl and lying about it doesn't qualify as "bad".
Nearly killing Whinielle by nearly throwing him down a cliff? THAT'S BAD!
LA's Bad Boy.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Snake didn't nearly throw him down a cliff, but then why should I be surprised that you would embellish it. You are so star struck with these guys that you are like a teenage girl. I imagine you scream and squeal with delight every time they are on the screen.
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LOL
Snake would make YOU squeal like a little girl!
Wears Alan desperate begging for mercy: "Oh please don't hurt me Snake.. I'm just little useless feline wears alan and my mom makes me mac and cheese and I just want to kiss my boyfriend Whinielle!.. PLEASE don't hurt me snake!!!"
It seems as though you would like to live with Snake and be his bitch.
Knock yourself out boy!
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Wears alan admits that he ate mac and cheese!
Wears alan admits that he is a feline!
Next time Snake catches you engaging in eco-terrorism on that cliff little kitty he'll leave you there stranded!
But don't worry he'll leave you with some nice cat food!
Won't happen mate.
So you don't like Snake?
You're seriously on the KK3 board and don't believe Snake is a bad ass?
No, he's more of a fat ass.
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Here is a picture of wears alan ready to do battle with Snake.
As you can see he has his trusty pitchfork and he means business!
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/macncheesef.jpg
That's pretty funny. You shouldn't have gone to the trouble of raiding your moms family photo album though. Still it explains why you won't even try mac n cheese. You must've become traumatised after being forced to go out in that!
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You admitted your Mom forced you to actually eat mac and cheese.
Fortunately you survived being forced to eat such poison.
Seeing as you admitted she made you eat poison mac and cheese it doesn't seem a stretch that she would also make you wear this ensemble too.
No, I never said she forced me. She made it once and I tried it. End of story.
You on the other hand seem SO against it that it makes sense there is an underlying reason behind it.
Now everyone knows.
Well done for being brave enough to share your pain and embarrassment!
Okay who is their right mind would even try this?
http://kirbiecravings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/macaroni-cheese-mug-20a.jpg
Unless you were hoping that eating this poisoned puke- goo would magically transform you into your hero Whinielle!
I was a kid. It's a bit like when you first see a pizza. To a kid it isn't the nicest looking thing, but say that has cheese then most kids will try it.
I do agree though (as an adult) that it doesn't look good at all
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You can't change the facts.
You ate mac and cheese of your own free will.
Furthermore you defend a mac and cheese scarfing dolt Whinielle.
Tell me, what do you think of Whinielle's mac and cheese diet?
Kids don't have free will and by law are not deemed responsible for their actions.
As for LaRussos diet, all I can say is it isn't healthy
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Kids don't have free will.. seriously?
You could have refused to eat the mac and cheese.
You could have refused to eat the mac and cheese.
I did, after I'd tasted it.
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Then what possessed you to eat filthly-looking orange goo slop?
Must have thought that if you ate your mac and cheese you would turn into your hero flaccid boy Whinielle!
I'll bet that mac and cheese is still festering in your digestive system after all these years and it makes you a kindred spirit with flaccid boy Whinielle LaPusso!
Must have thought that if you ate your mac and cheese you would turn into your hero flaccid boy Whinielle!
Seeing as there was no movie at that time, then no.
I will not be responding for a while as I am off on holiday for a couple of weeks. Feel free to jerk off while awaiting any reply to your fantasy posts.
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Ah I WIN!!!
I destroyed wears-whinielle!
Cobra Kai... never die!!!! You bet your ASS on that Where's Whinielle!
Where are you off to btw,...... Reseda?
I hear there's a lot of crap-shacks there and mac and cheese joints.
Maybe you'll meet Mr. Flaccid man himself Whinielle LaPusso!
Be sure to stay out of LA though.... Snake, the BAD BOY OF LA will get you! You know it!
Well.. I got my wish and I defeated wears alan.... and banished him from the board.
But now things have gotten boring around here!
Anyone wanna take wears alan's place as the board's resident Whinielle defender?
As a Cobra Kai I need the practice!
Well.. I got my wish and I defeated wears alan.... and banished him from the board.
Defeated me? I told you I was away on holiday for a couple of weeks!! The post is still there if anyone wants to call you on your BS, chump!
But now things have gotten boring around here!
See, I'm needed around here to give your miserable existence meaning. You say so yourself.
Anyone wanna take wears alan's place as the board's resident Whinielle defender?
As if anyone could take my place on these boards.
As a Cobra Kai I need the practice!
Yes, yes you do need the practice.
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Well lookie here... it's the big Whinielle lover!
Well.. don't just stand there.
(cruising109 kicks wears alan sending him crashing through his crap-shack wall and into a pile of mac and cheese)
Tired of your BS.
Took you down so many times but you're too stupid to know when you're beat.
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You'll get up!
You're too dumb not to!
Still with the BS. Nothing new. You're act is old and tired.
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You are the act!
You claim to be this great martial arts master but in reality you are nothing but a Whinielle obsessed fangirl! The only karate experience you have is karate chopping old mac and cheese boxes to get at the leftover morsels you failed to scarf earlier.
Why don't you give up your worthless Whinielle teachings and learn real karate from Master Silver?
Lol at you, Bubbles
shareLOL at you flaccid boy!
Try just try to post again and I'll beat you down again and again and again!
But you'll come back for more punishment... you're too dumb not to!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol at you, Bubbles
There you go, let's see what you got Bubbles.
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Crusin109 grabs wearsalan and repeatedly kicks him in the side again and again.
Wearsalan groans in pain and he falls to the mat as he loses control of his bladder.
Wearsalan's mom comes to the mat to console him.
Mommy Lucille: Wearsalan Wearsalan my son!
Wearsalan: Mommy it's over forget about it, I'm afraid let's get out of here and I want to go home and eat your mac and cheese!
Mommy Lucille: Cannot cannot! Must not! It's okay to lose to a superior specimen like cruisin109.. must not lose to FEAR! Use your 6th dan karate skills!
Wearsalan: Well I'm a FAKE! What do you want me to say that I'm not really a black belt that I stole this belt and that I am a worthless dolt who doesn't know karate???!!!!!! Is that what you want me to admit to the world to add to my humiliation?????
Mommy Lucille: Aye Aye AYE!!!!! Wearsalan.. my son you stay FOCUSED!!! Wearsalan you may not know karate, but if you eat mac and cheese now then your best karate will come out! Just TRY it my son!
Lucille stuffs a gooey load of mac and cheese into Wearsalan's mouth to give him his fighting spirit.
Wearsalan gets up to finish the match with cruisin109 but then pukes all the mac and cheese all over the matt disqualifying him.
Lucille: Well I guess you did let your 'best karate' out my son.....
Were you abused as a child Cruisin109?
Only it's common for such people to hide inside a fantasy world where they imagine their heroes to be real. Like you and your belief that you are part of the Cobra Kai.
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You were abused as a child when your mom fed you mac and cheese!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
shareSo that's another yes then?
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wearsalan.. you publicly admitted that your Momma Lucille LaRusso abused you!
shareSo, a yes then?
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No, YOU were.
You admitted that your mom Lucille tried to kill you by feeding you mac and cheese.
Hopefully social services came to rescue you.
Just point to where you were touched and the authorities will do the rest. You're safe now.
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LOL ^^^
Wears alan is using this board to get out his repressed feelings about his parent's child molestation of him!
Trying to get to the bottom of yours.
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Why are you so familiar with the subject?
It seems like you have first hand experience.
Also you have actually admitted that your mom abused you by giving you mac and cheese to eat.
My wife's cousin is a social worker.
Don't worry I'm sorting your problems
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Your wife? 😂😂😂 You mean your platonic "going dutch" friend right?
Are you sure she didn't go back to Ohio to try to patch things up with her REAL boyfriend?
Well seeing as she's not from Ohio, yeah, I'm sure.
How's your penis, I mean wife?
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You have a wife?
LOL Suuuuure.😂😂😂😂😂
Just like you have a 6th Dan black belt!!!😂😂😂😂
You're a fake, an old geezer never-was who wishes that he knew karate!
Get your trailer trash mom Lucille LaPusso on the board .. I want to berate her for bringing up a loser Whinielle lover like you!
Crusin109 grabs Wears Alan, dislocates all his limbs, and stuffs him into a urinal.
Crusin109: Lucille! Get you ass over here and say hello to your piece of garbage kid!
Wears Alan's mom is dragged in and urinates into the urinal (she's a tranny) and pisses all over wears alan.
Soooo.... no wife then?
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I had your "wife" last night.... she wasn't that good!
I gave her to the fellow Cobra Kai to play with.. even THEY didn't want her!
Doubtful
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You really think she could be satisfied with a man who models himself after Whinielle LaPusso?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
shareNo. But then I don't, except in your abuse tainted fantasies
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Wears Alan, I'm not sure where your child abuse rants are coming from.
Child abuse must have been on your mind for some reason... I'm not going to speculate or infer anything but I'm truly sorry if you really were abused as a child.
Nonetheless this is a KK3 board so we should remain on topic.
Btw, if you're truly suffering from past injuries (child abuse or otherwise) I'm sure there are a lot of legitimate recovery avenues and resources out there for you... ranting on an IMDB board will not make you well nor will living in a fantasy world that you're some karate master.
Child abuse must have been on your mind for some reason...
Yes....your behaviour is the reason. Normal people don't hide in a world of their own making.
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Wears Alan knows FOR A FACT that QuickSilver is an unbeatable karate method.
He would do well to start utilizing that technique in his karate school!
Unfortunately, he has declined this proven method and only teaches his students to do kata dances during a kumite when they SHOULD be using QuickSilver!
For shame!
The same QuickSilver that got beat by fat boy LaRusso?
Why the Fvc< would I teach a proven losing method?
Now fvc< off with your nonsense!
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Well do you teach kata dancing to your students?
Do you actually have them watch Whinielle doing his kata dance against Barnes in order to prepare them for a kumite?😂😂😂😂😂😂
Student: Ughh.. Sensei Alan how am I going to beat this guy? He is over there smashing bricks and all you have me doing is kata geisha dancing! How am I supposed to actually win the kumite against this guy?
Wears Alan: Hey! It worked for Whinielle so it'll work for you.. now get in that ring and DANCE!
(5 minutes later Wears Alan's student is being wheeled out to an ambulance)
Student: you.. said... geisha dance... would work...... uhhhhh (passes out--dies)
Wears Alan: Crap! I should have taught a method that worked... like QuickSilver!
Seriously though, I have national and ex (retired) national champions in my club, so whatever I teach them obviously works.
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But what would your reaction be if you saw one of your students break out into a kata during a kumite???
shareIf I hadn't instructed him to do so, I'd be pretty pissed off!
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Would you ever instruct your students to do a kata in the middle of a kumite?? If so, or if not, why?
shareNo.
I don't think it would work in real life.
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AND it's illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's illegal to do a kata dance during a kumite!
You would know this if you subscribed to the ideals of your Lord and Master Silver.. honesty compassion and fairplay!
No it isn't illegal. You would know that if (a) you paid attention and (b) if you knew the rules!
You need to pay attention, it's all there in the movie
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Once again it's Whinielle Lover Wears Alan defending his hero LaPusso!!!!
How? By pointing out the rules, or by asking you to pay attention?
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Wears Alan, I understand you force your students to do kata dances during kumites because you tell them it's "legal"😂😂😂
Fact is, if you taught real karate you would KNOW that doing katas during a kumite is ILLEGAL and is grounds to have your belt and rank publically stripped from you and be banished from Karate forever!
Here's why doing a kata is not allowed during a match
http://image.aausports.org/dnn/karate/Handbook/2016/2016KA-KumiteRules.pdf
Prohibited Behavior:
Avoiding the opponent, running around the ring and generally disengaging from the match is a
non‐contact violation and may result in a penalty.
At what point does he avoid Barnes?
If anything Barnes disengages here. He stops and asks what he's doing. He eventually gets back on track and re-engages the fight where he is flipped and scored upon.
Your example proves that Barnes is the one at fault here. But you know what? Those rules are f2016 rules and may not have been in place in 1985 when the movie is set so I'll give him a break!
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Umm.. doing a kata (basically practicing your move against thin air) IS disengaging from the fight!
Barnes was confused as to why Whinielle was so disengaged from the actual fight by doing a kata!😂😂😂
Hahaha!
What a fvc<Iing ignorant dimwit you are!
Go and learn some Karate for a few years instead of googling Shute before making such uneducated statements!
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At least I'm not FAT... like you are!
Not surprising seeing as how you've modeled your diet and overall lifestyle off of your hero Whinielle!
Oh boo hoo!
Did I hit a nerve?
Modelled my diet on Whinielle? Seeing as he eats mac 'n' cheese and I don't (as I explained on more than one occasion) is it any wonder I label you a dimwit and ignorant?
What do you know of my lifestyle? Oh that's right....nothing.
You are a clown, a dimwit. Arguing with you about Karate is like an adult arguing with a child. You think you know something because somebody on here says so. When you are told the truth and it doesn't suit you, then you go in to meltdown.
You got schooled and you didn't like it.
What a shame, never mind Mom will kiss it better.
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Wears Alan,
Why would you even put this disgusting looking garbage into your mouth?
http://kirbiecravings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/macaroni-cheese-mug-20a.jpg
I know Mommy made you😂😂😂.. but still why didn't you take a stand against her abuse?
Oh that's right.... you wanted to be just like your hero Whinielle!
Everyone on this board KNOWS that you love Whinielle more than life itself!! 😂😂
I know Mommy made you😂😂😂.. but still why didn't you take a stand against her abuse?
Because I was 8 years old.
Oh that's right.... you wanted to be just like your hero Whinielle!
Well seeing as this was before the Karate Kid was even released, then no. Want to try again with your false statements?
Everyone on this board KNOWS that you love Whinielle more than life itself!! 😂😂
Actually, most on here know otherwise.
You are obviously either mentally challenged or an idiot. You tell the board which it is.
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Everyone knows you can't get enough Whinielle and you can't get enough Mac and Cheese.
I don't even know why I argue with a god damn Whinielle lover like yourself.
You don't argue, you make inane and false statements you thick bastard!
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If you had to fight Terry Silver he'd mop the floor with you!
shareOh shut up mr thickie. Silver couldn't beat an egg. He was way laid by old man Myagi for god sakes. Wah!Wah!Wah!
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Silver would KICK YOUR FAT-ASS WHINIELLE LOVING BEHIND!
No he wouldn't.
He's not real you thick twat!
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He would beat you because his QuickSilver technique beats your Mac and Cheese scarfing technique.
shareNo he wouldn't for 3 reasons.
1) There is no such person as Terry Silver, CEO of Dynotox in real life
2) There is no such technique as QuickSilver (even in the movie)
3) There is no karate move or technique called mac 'n' cheese (even in the movie)
Now I know that it could be summed up in one by saying none of it is real, but I just don't think you get it. You really are living in a fantasy world. Seek help before you start to self harm!
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You WISH you were Terry Silver.... if you were maybe you wouldn't have to act like a helpless baby every time your home gets invaded by REAL Karate experts!
You WISH Master Silver would save you!
You poor demented thing.
My thoughts go out to you at this moment. I should have realised how ill you were. My apologies for my treatment of you. I thought you were ......normal.
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Just let go of your Whinielle loving behavior and learn REAL KARATE from Terry Silver!!!!
shareI was taught by the best in the world, not some made up cheesy Steven Seagal type character in a crappy third rate movie sequel!
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OMG... look Whinielle Lover Wears Alan.... you were "taught" by watching Whinielle piss on the dojo mat whilst you scarfed mac and cheese!😂😂😂😂😂
You should really try to learn karate from someone OTHER than your boyfriend Whinielle!
Odd then that KK came out in 1984, and pissing on the dojo floor didn't occur until 1989, whereas I started learning Karate in 1982.
Busted that little theory of yours there didn't I?
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You never learned karate at all.
You're nothing by a phony!
Whatevs
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Do you think you beat Terry Silver in real life?
shareCuckoo cuckoo!
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Hey everyone.. look at the Chicken Wears Alan Whinielle lover!
I totally beat him and broke his mind so now he literally thinks he's a chicken!
Cuckoo cuckoo
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I have broke your mind and turned you into a chicken.
But I'm not done yet, I'm gonna make you suffer.. and suffer and suffer and SUFFER.
And when I think you've suffered enough? Then I start with the PAIN!
Cuckoo cuckoo
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LOL Chicken LaPusso Lover!
Cluck for me!
You're no champion chicken cluck for me!
Your karate is *beep* chicken.. cluck for me!
Terry Silver is your new master you yellow belly chicken!
(Cruisin109 pulls Wears Alan's stolen black-belt off causing Wears Alan's gi pants to fall down and pool around his ankles like an ocean of shame)
Now cluck again Wears Alan chicken!
Cuckoo cuckoo
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^^ Not good enough!
Do it AGAIN! NOW Whinielle lover!
C u c k oooooooo!!!!!!
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^^ Louder WHINIELLE LOVER!
I'll even feed you mac and cheese if you do it again!
Do it you animal! Don't you want mac and cheese???
CLUCK FOR ME like the animal you are!
Cuckoo cuckoo
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Okay LaPusso Lover... you've been a good boy, get your mac and cheese.
(Wears Alan fishes through a dumpster and gums down some filthy mac and cheese through his toothless mouth)
Cuckoo cuckoo
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